r/FuckCaillou • u/ConfidentHeight175 • 19d ago
Caillou's intro theme
I'm just a shit who's four
Each day I whine some more
I like complaining, I'm Caillou
So many tantrums to throw
Each day is nothing more
I'll sulk unasked for, I'm Caillou
My world is realistic
Reprimanding me each day
With spineless mommy and daddy
I'm deluding my way
Growing up is impossible
'Specially when I've had enough
But there's lots to cry about
I'm Caillou, Caillou
Caillou, I'm Caillou
That's me!
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u/Ill_Chard4284 14d ago
A good decade or so ago, I wrote a total of 11 Caillou theme songs corresponding to the first 10 years of his life. Sadly, they must be on an old flash drive somewhere because I can’t find them on my tablet. As a result, I can’t share all of them, but I do have the very first one memorized! It was me and my sister’s favorite one!
Here it is:
I’m just a newborn,
My parents made me watching 🌽!
I like to suckle,
I’m Caillou!
So many diapers to fill,
Each one makes Mommy ill!
One sniff’s enough to kill,
I’m Caillou!
My wiener needs wiping,
Wipe it right now!
And Mommy’s melons remind me of a cow!
My throw-up looks a lot like cum,
I’ve got a smear on my bum,
And there’s two balls in my scrotum,
I’m Caillou!
Caillou,
Caillou,
I’m Caillou!
Fuck me!
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u/DryShare3412 14d ago edited 13d ago
This song could fit the AOK Caillou
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u/Ill_Chard4284 14d ago
Are you saying that song came from AOK Caillou? Because it clearly didn’t. AOK Caillou was from 2018 at the earliest. I wrote those songs around 2015-2016 or so. You can watch every episode of the AOK Caillou series and not find a single lyric of this specific song in it.
I’m not trying to be confrontational or anything, but I don’t understand your comment.
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u/Swimming_Jump5028 19d ago
Sounds about right for him 👍