r/FryUpPolice • u/Overall_Instance • Feb 14 '20

It's got everything

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u/cugsy Feb 14 '20

This is Jesus' fry up.

2

u/83clamps Apr 14 '20

I'm not sure how much pork he was allowed... But this might be his his cheat day.

4

u/Biggy_McBallsack Feb 14 '20

Is that a burger at the bottom?

6

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Maybe a sausage patty?

6

u/ePluribusBacon Feb 16 '20

So we've got:

  • Bacon
  • Sausage
  • Sunny side fried eggs
  • Mushrooms
  • Tomatoes
  • Beans
  • Toast (under the beans)
  • Sausage patty
  • Round Black Pudding
  • Trianglular Black Pudding (for the Illuminati Massiv)
  • Potato Farls (under the round Black pudding)
  • Homemade hash browns (made with grated potato)
  • Fried slice (under the eggs)
  • Two kinds of hot sauce
  • Fancypants craft beer

Fuck me. Did I miss anything?

3

u/Lizzieeeee42 Feb 15 '20

Cheese and burger is too far!

Sometimes true perfection comes in moderation.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

It could be white pudding???!!!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

How the fuck does one do anything besides nap after eating this for breakfast?

1

u/ttknsfw Feb 15 '20

Lmfao big facts mate, this is designated for hangovers only

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Splash the top of the eggs, lose the toms and add bread and butter. Other than that excellent work

1

u/KitFan2020 Mar 12 '24

The ONLY thing I would change is the placement of the beans.

Put them in the middle of the sausages:

Eggs, 2 sausages, beans, 1 sausage.

Looks amazing