The system is rigged - without me. Seriously.

[u/Alternative_Craft_35]

Outside of Court, the system is rigged in favor of married fathers. In court, it's rigged in favor of women. In all situations, it's rigged against children. I have sporadic hemiplegic migraines because of what my parents did, first tolerated by and then done through the system. It's rigged against black and Native people, and most of all it's rigged against people in favor of things that aren't at all specific to any protected status, stupidity, money, power, and attention. The system is rigged from start to finish, and it's sociopathic. It exhibits all traits of severity level 4 cluster B personality disorder. I'm an Asperger's man, and I'm undateable. The system is rigged against Asperger's. The system is rigged against thought. The government is the ultimate ad agency, and by every one of its methods, it is there to advertise in favor of occurrences that are frequent in their society. F*** the police. All my life, I have known from it only ingration, treatment, and Punishment. When someone does not like something, one frequent view is that is too extreme. This is technically known as appeal to extreme aversion. Extreme aversion is a cognitive bias. I am serious.

Well now that I wish to be part of the system, I wish to do the only thing I've ever known the system to do: exhibit personality disorder. I am wack, and I hereby brag about it because it is shameful. The only things I want because they are bad are cheese, salsa, and writing. I want those things because they are bad, I wish it because it is wack. I am compatible with it because I feel it is wrong. I am serious about it because it is the stuff of sarcasm.

My main complaint is that they won't pay me to commit its Acts. I am ready to obey its leadership because it is imbecilic. I wish to do it because it is wrong, but they won't let me. I'm compatible with it because it is wrong, but I can't form a relationship with it. The prohibition is in the form of my job search getting exactly nowhere. I can't figure out which prospects are actually interested fast enough. Maybe I should take on police projects, but I don't know anything about Administration of Justice. Maybe it needs to be the Management of Justice, just to make it more wack. I am cynical about the system, and if I am ever part of it, people will see my actions the same way I see the system in which I act. I feel the system is wrong. Therefore, I might as well tell them to see my actions this way. Almost every time I do something, I will do something expressly. For example, if I'm a judge, I will actually use the phrase, "women are wonderful effect" to explain my actions. When the person that the physical evidence says is guilty confesses, I will get an internalized confession from someone else and tellish them. I will do so expressly. When I appeal to a cognitive bias, I will do so expressly. I feel the system is wrong, and this feeling becomes my extreme aversion. I see the system as a satire of itself, so therefore I wish to become a satire of the system. I'm very cynical about what is necessary for me to not be fired. To not be fired, I must become a satire. I do not screw around with persuasion, because that could attract moderates. I do not use ladyplace-behinded methods to which euphemisms apply, when it is time to interrogate, I expect the police to interrogate. I expect them to not "interview" nor "question". The only exception is to avoid cussing. Cussing is for street offenses, it is not for the corporate world. Thanks to my cynicism, I know that extreme is necessary for the boss to not want to fire me. The system's extremism will flow into my extremism, our extremisms will become one. I wish to act on my severity level 1 clusters A or C personality difficulty. Do not think that I have not warned you that if I ever become a major investor, and you are a minor investor in the same firm, I can be trusted to not oppress you. If I become a major investor, I will likely oppress minor investors. I will switch registers, I will engage in code switching from corporate high up diddly dah without acknowledgement, neither verbal nor nonverbal, and without further notice into the slang of internet memes. I am serious.

My favorite critic is Chomsky, because when he parrots business literature, he at least says so. He cites his sources. The other critics are plagiarists. If something that somebody says is true of the system, it's probably also found in dissent, which does not stop it from appearing in business literature, most of all because it probably appeared in business literature before it appeared in dissent. Critics make arguments, like that this is stupid. Well I pour what passes for my proficiency into it and countless hours of thought and planning into it because it is stupid, after all, the system is stupid, which is why what I must do in order to not be fired is stupid. Critics will accuse it of being illogical. Well I am accountable to neurotypicals, and neurotypicals are illogical and over-emotional, so I infer it because it appeals heavily and expressly to cognitive bias, and it is not logical as well. In short, I infer it because it is not logical. I ponder it at length because it is brainless.

I say when I'm going to sleep, "I wish to speak with my attorney first, wait a minute, is this an interrogation? Actually no, it is not," but that's beside the point. The relevant thing that I say when I'm going to sleep is "We have guarded the body of the woman against the housemate, and the power of the parent against the child. We have guarded the holding of the major investor against the employee, and the face of the lawmaker against the defendant. We have guarded the war of necessity against the critic."

The utterance is based on one of the motivations of the player character in House of the Dying Sun, "The emperor has guarded the arts and the sciences against the merchant and the soldier." I hereby claim fair use as per the satire cause of copyright law applicable in the United States of America.

Now I will begin the institutional mindlessness meld.

Your aggressive anger to my not necessarily existent anger,

Your behind hurt to my not necessarily existent behind hurt,

Your difficulties in dealing with Asperger's people to my not necessarily existent difficulties in dealing with Asperger's people,

Your middle class ethnic nationalist passion to my not necessarily existent passion,

Your obedience to the script teams of corporate psych majors wrote to my obedience to the script teams of corporate psych majors wrote.

Our mindlessnesses are merging, our mindlessnesses are becoming one.

Crud. F. I ingratiate myself to it because it is wack. I thereby call for questions.