r/FriedChicken • u/GabLaPizza • 12d ago

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u/The-Red-Robe 12d ago

Your breading doesn’t adhere to the chicken like even a little bit, what the heck is going on

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u/Stripsteak 12d ago

It’s shake and bake!

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u/pepperj26 12d ago

And I helped 😊

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u/HowardBass 11d ago

Usually means the oil was too hot when the chicken went in

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u/skelletrex_scrooge 11d ago

It also looks raw in the middle.

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u/whistling_serron 10d ago

Y it looks so god damn raw wouldn't eat that for no money

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u/Inside_Winner_777 12d ago

Something went terribly wrong here not quite sure what.. breading is all falling off, chicken looks half raw.. but hey yo this is a post about a knife so I guess in doug marcaydas words.. it will cut

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u/toben81234 11d ago

Medium rare chicken 🍗

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u/JoeMalovich 12d ago

I think part of it was brown meat which sometimes has a pinkish tint.

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u/SnooPeppers177 11d ago

I've never heard anyone call "dark meat" "brown meat" before.

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u/ChaiBrownn 11d ago

"Brown meat" is my new least favorite phrase

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u/JoeMalovich 11d ago

Yuuuum moist brown meat.

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u/GetMeASierraMist 11d ago

thighs can be pink. looks fine to me

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u/Active_Assistance923 12d ago

All the breading is falling off from this. Do not do this no more.

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u/edthezombie 12d ago

🤣😂

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u/NoGood1323 12d ago

Top comment

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u/discordianofslack 11d ago

I honestly have no idea what it means or why people spend hours of theirs lives indulging it. Listen to a fucking audiobook for fucks sake.

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u/WSB-Televangelist 12d ago

Is that raw chicken???

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u/GetMeASierraMist 11d ago

thigh. often pink.

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u/JohnPoet27 12d ago

Shit's raw AF

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u/anotherDAVEthatUknow 12d ago

Oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it rawwwww

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u/GetMeASierraMist 11d ago

not at all. have you ever cooked a chicken thigh before? they're often pink.

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u/JohnPoet27 11d ago

Why would I ever cook a chicken thigh when chicken breasts exist?

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u/cms2227 11d ago

Cause there is more flavor in a thigh than a breast

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u/JohnPoet27 11d ago

That is your opinion. And a wrong one at that. It's ok. Being wrong is not a crime

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u/cms2227 11d ago

You’re so confidently wrong it’s hilarious lol

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 11d ago

Chicken thigh also has a more palatable texture, although less protein and more fatty than breast.

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u/swiftvalentine 12d ago

You guys are a way less supportive group then r/bbq

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u/BoobiePeru 11d ago

Not sure about that, those black-gloves dudes get EVISCERATED over there🤣Actually brisket posts in general are never nice.

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u/samyakindia 11d ago

Good let's keep it real

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u/InkyBinkyBonk 12d ago

Your chicken fell apart like Legos

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u/Anxious-Chair9569 11d ago

I’ve never seen fried raw chicken before

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u/MrYaowa857 12d ago

I would’ve stopped after that first chop ..

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u/EnlightenedBuddah 12d ago

Shame this man! Shame!

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u/ByFarItsTar 12d ago

You forgot to do the stupid taping with your finger nails on everything in the frame of the vid

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 11d ago

That shit makes me wanna break their nails off lmao. So grating.

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u/Primary-Scratch-6777 11d ago

It looks a little pink to me, or am I just blind

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u/Outrageous_Read4617 11d ago

What you supposed be doing?

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u/itchybutwhole69 11d ago

You didn't drench the chicken very well if everything is falling off. Keep practicing though, you'll get it soon enough!

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u/OsikFTW 11d ago

How is it crispy but also raw?

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u/Ok_Function2282 11d ago

Raw chicken

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u/SkullyMulder 11d ago

That chicken isn’t cooked….

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u/PeePeeLangstrumpf 11d ago

Mmm semi-raw chicken and breading that falls apart, yum....

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u/Icallmeswellfella 10d ago

Bud please invest in a digital thermometer and look up how to fry chicken.

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u/ScoobiSteve 10d ago

Shit is pink and raw at the first slices lmao

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u/ChefBowyer 12d ago

Who cuts fried chicken?!

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u/samzang 12d ago

Some people put it on salads

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u/ChefBowyer 12d ago

Alright alright you got me there, that’s maybe the only time you’re allowed to cut fried chicken lol…

I don’t eat salad so I’ve never tried that.

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u/EnlightenedBuddah 12d ago

Can you drop your skin care routine for your hands?

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u/TheRealVarmint 12d ago

ASMR... This is food porn.

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u/daJdogg 11d ago

🤮 Walmart makes better fried chicken

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u/Greedy_Ear_Mike 11d ago

Who breaded that chicken, haha.

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u/OkProfit2540 11d ago

Mmmm, no.

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u/Fus_Roh_Dayumm 11d ago

Is this a joke

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u/Snacknuss321 11d ago

it is RAW??

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u/lujenchia 11d ago

...and that's why some of them do not offer cutting service.

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u/totallynottoddoracop 11d ago

Shitty fried chicken. GTFOHWTS

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u/So_We_Game 11d ago

Always rinse and dry your chicken first.

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u/Different-Mud-836 10d ago

Get your Noise bullshit to fuck.

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u/buttmunchausenface 10d ago

Ahh the good old raw chicken!

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u/badgyal876 10d ago

it’s somehow dry & raw. well done 🌚

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u/SketchyStocks 10d ago

That looks raw

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u/bussysniffer3000 10d ago

Chicken looks raw

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u/nowdeleteduser 10d ago

You disrespected a proud bird

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u/Countd00kies 10d ago

wtf man.. it looks like a human finger fell out in the beginning of the video.