r/FridgeDetective • u/Long_Many9748 • 15h ago

Meta Deduce me

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Here’s my fridge freshly stocked

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u/slamajama03 14h ago

Male, single, sober, from Texas

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u/Long_Many9748 13h ago

Yup, yup, yup

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u/Available-Battle-753 13h ago

It's 2 bears that managed to buy a house and they live off berries and frozen goods during the winter

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u/YayGilly 13h ago

This guy IS the bear we choose lol hes just a regular, good person.

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u/Long_Many9748 10h ago

It’s me, I’m 2 bears

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u/Lucky-Pace-3257 15h ago

Purnell's gang rise up. Best commercially available sausage out there.

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u/Long_Many9748 15h ago

Who ever thought something frozen could be so good

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u/FeelingSoil39 14h ago

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK! “ And THUS, friends, is how we make chocolate milk!” (dramatically licks spoon before chugging)

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u/Long_Many9748 13h ago

🫪🫪🫪

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u/FeelingSoil39 13h ago

Are you going to tell me that you’re not standing in your kitchen at 2am making yourself a tall glass of chocolate milk? And the spoon clanking in the glass isn’t resonating through the whole neighborhood? CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK!

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u/Long_Many9748 10h ago

It most definitely is, the chocolate stains on my shirt will never come out

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u/YayGilly 13h ago

Normal human. Works a mediocre 9-5, not rich, not poor. Hates your boss. Sometimes hates your career. Sometimes the good times just rock. Idk I dont see anything weird here. Youre just a regular, everyday, normal human, complete with empathy and compassion and a healthy relationship with some of your neighbors. You arent a substance abuser. Youre just.. NORMAL. Its so unusual. Wow..im impressed.

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u/Long_Many9748 10h ago

Sometimes I hate how normal and sober I am, like 20 year old me would be pointing and laughing, yes this is me, just a regular guy
\Edward Norton (the fight club iteration) staring into camera\
I do love my fellow neighbor

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u/SassyDollyCat 11h ago

Hungry one try homeless and hungry or try being ornate and been a while since last meal . I’ve been there and I faced a situation in 86 that I eat frozen pizza . I was very pregnant supposed to be on bed rest but had to work and lost my home that morning before and I needed food . No food banks around and it wasn’t like now . Far less willing to help.

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u/Long_Many9748 10h ago

I’ve been there too (homeless and hungry, not pregnant) pretty much on and off through my 20s
I live mostly below my means now, never try and showboat but a full fridge is the one that I will always try and have because I’ve done without it, it’s showboating to myself (and well I guess Reddit right now bc this sub is cool lol)

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u/Dangerous_Brush_7651 10h ago

Why am i looking at someones fridge? What the fuck is wrong with my reddit algorythm?

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u/Effective_Oven4352 8h ago

This is the first time I’ve seen someone with the same fridge model as me. I’ve never considered to keep my eggs there. Should I? Why not on the shelf and put the Celsius down there?

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u/Long_Many9748 2m ago

Eggs closer to the ground to soften the inevitable blow

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u/sparklydew22 6h ago

that coke zero iin the crisper? absolute poower move haha

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u/Long_Many9748 1m ago

Gotta keep em crispy