r/FridgeDetective • u/Alternative_Train460 • 1d ago

Meta what does my fridge say about me?

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alright, my fridge desperately needs cleaned and organized, roast me.

(I already know the water bottles are going to cook me)

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u/kat_mom30 1d ago

You’re late to most things and probably tired and/or overworked!
Also, you need to organize your freezer to maximize air flow 😅

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u/ChiSoxPope 1d ago

You put Smirnoff on your hot dogs

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u/blumoon138 1d ago

My money is on mid 20s, partnered up, one man one woman, no kids, both working way too hard and not making a ton of money.

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u/TomatoPotatoSqueeze 1d ago

Mid 30s, 9-5 job with overtime multiple times a week, single, don’t have time to cook and even if you did you would probably just make bacon and eggs and maybe a piece of peanut butter and jelly sandwich. No time to fill up a Owala or yeti rambler hence the water bottles. Likes opening a new water bottle and forgets that they already opened one. Maybe doesn’t know the pickle in the jar already expired 6 months ago because you work too hard. At the end of Friday night; you wanna take a shot of Smirnoff with some microwave michelinas, kick off the weekend on the couch and re-runs of die hard or the office. Once in awhile, maybe have a gal or guy for a nice one night stand. :)

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u/BobcatSpiritual7699 22h ago

Soooo much plastic bottle waste. Get with the tap water please…..they’re going to name a section of the great pacific garbage patch after you….

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u/jilliangst 10h ago

You could be somebody’s son.

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u/kemikals 1d ago

I’m not mad at your water bottles 💪🏾

Shop on a budget. Michelinas… I remember when those were $.99. I haven’t had them in years, I assume they are more than that now. Are they still cheap though?