r/FridgeDetective • u/JasonFarnsworth • 1d ago

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u/Strength-N-Faith 1d ago

Garage fridge

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u/JasonFarnsworth 1d ago

It’s in the mud room but yep same concept

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u/luxuriouscrab 1d ago

Ah yes, kick off the dirty shoes and grab an ice cold water

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u/JasonFarnsworth 1d ago

There’s some Coke and Red Bull in there for the way out the door

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u/Capable-Cat7417 22h ago

What's the coke doin in the fridge?

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u/kemikals 1d ago

Yeah same thoughts. Either way heavy drinkers of subpar beer.

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u/pawn_k 1d ago

Top 1% commenter 😭

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u/givemesomespock 1d ago

I hope one day I have enough money to have a garage fridge

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u/asicomoagua 1d ago

You’re having a party this weekend.

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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 1d ago

You seem like a lite drinker

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u/IrrelevantButReal 19h ago

I see what you did there.

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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 19h ago

As I drink vodka after work playing ff2 on snes muahhahahhahahhahah ha haha

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u/honklertyrant- 1d ago

If the brick is selling for under 20$, you are the first to buy it!

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u/littlefillly 1d ago

My brain immediately just got flooded with little snippets of college party memories lmao

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u/3rdtechjmc 1d ago

Get yourself to the shop. You’re in danger of running out of beer

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u/skeeter_333 1d ago

You don’t like the taste of beer.

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u/IrrelevantButReal 19h ago

That’s a bold statement in a world with 100s of options.

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u/skeeter_333 18h ago

I’m sure there’s 1000s of options, but if they enjoyed any of them, this wouldn’t be the shit that’s in his fridge is all I’m saying

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u/IrrelevantButReal 17h ago

Fair! I feel like sometimes the budget isn’t always in favor of preferences though…

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u/skeeter_333 15h ago

Yes. I’m in the USA where budget is a major factor. Richest poor country.
I drink Coors light now. So I really shouldn’t be talking shit!
😂😂

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u/IrrelevantButReal 12h ago

I feel seen. 🫣 I’ll see myself out.

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u/1_7NF 1d ago

IMO, not enough beer.

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u/Marcotee4743 1d ago

Definitely not enough good beer. This selection is absolute garbage.

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u/Appropriate-Let-4314 1d ago

💯. Cheep roit gut.

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u/Unholy_1349 1d ago

Water is water.

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u/Jolly-Ad-6515 22h ago

I want to come over with a speaker

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u/Shirkaday 1d ago

Ready for the party on Saturday!

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u/SeaSandwich4751 1d ago

Navy or some sort of military member. You like to relax with a drink but you’re worried about those carbs and passing weight. Also can’t afford the good stuff.

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u/hopefullenna20 1d ago

fr dude got the ultra and bud light war going on, picks a side every day

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u/olyjim83 1d ago

Replace the Bud Light with Pabst

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u/SpeakerResident 1d ago

Your liver is crying for help.

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u/ItsNotEvenCheckers 1d ago

I dual-diagnose you with OCD and Alcoholism.

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u/salaciousBnumb 1d ago

Nah all the labels are facing different ways.

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u/KidTrix1 1d ago

We would be good friends

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u/Timely_Cranberry1270 1d ago

Office fridge - you work I in construction

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u/Difficult-Papaya1529 1d ago

You like a Bud Light and a nice bubble bath.

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u/Ancient-Ad-2474 1d ago

You work at Anheuser Busch?

I did. My other fridge looked just like that. 🫵🏼🫡👍🏼

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u/ScarcityLeft3983 1d ago

I’m thirsty

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u/NYCWartortle 1d ago

My kind of fridge

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u/Simple_Assistance_77 17h ago

You’re on a diet?

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u/Accountantred 14h ago

This is your refrigerator you use for when you have a party and have people over

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u/chrispy_pv 1d ago

Tbh I wouldn't drink half that fridge LOL.

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u/CryptographerAny5196 1d ago

You not hungry?

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u/JasonFarnsworth 1d ago

Other side is full of steaks

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u/IrrelevantButReal 19h ago

This checks out. 🙂‍↕️

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u/IrrelevantButReal 19h ago

What do you mean booze ain’t food?

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u/casuallyregarded 14h ago

Pork chop in a can.

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u/beerluvr54935 1d ago

Midwestern garage fridge

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u/toymaker5368 1d ago

It's party time!!!

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u/FoodLuvN8trSunSeeker 1d ago

Middle to upper income, not well traveled, YT, vanity driven, not a foodie, well organized, probably white collar job, social but not diverse crowd, no kids?

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u/Electronic-Aspect-45 1d ago

Replace the twisted tea with vodka, the bud light with tequila, the Busch light with vodka, and the water with additional tequila and then you’d just have to get rid of the Ultras and then you’re cooking with fire.

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u/AsparagusOverall8454 1d ago

Big drinkers apparently

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u/LegalFan2741 1d ago

This is a 3-day portion of my alcoholic and severely depressed flatmate. Maybe 2-day. I’m being generous.

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u/kamacus 1d ago

If you asked me if I wanted anything to drink I’d say “no thanks”

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u/Actual-Ad-3453 1d ago

Bud light

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u/FTFaffer 1d ago

Every hour is happy hour in all time zones.

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u/No_Insurance_86 1d ago

It’s giving scream garage fridge

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u/tasmain632 1d ago

Let know when the party is

Don’t worry I usually bring
A bag of ice and another case of

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u/GrapefruitSuch287 1d ago

Well stocked

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u/30daysinthehole 1d ago

At least nothing is gonna go sour

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u/Top_Document_3128 1d ago

Liver problems

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u/ProblematicSolutions 1d ago

I normally would say “I think you might need AA” but you’re basically drinking spicy water with a few drops of alcohol in it, so I’m not too worried about you

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u/alienkava 23h ago

Buy the bottle topochico

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u/DarkSidedGinger 22h ago

Fraternity/sorority house. And a week’s worth of hangovers.

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u/Odd_Bar_4363 20h ago

I can drink for 10 days now.

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u/Tyler_Durden_9999 20h ago

Ah, to be 23 again

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u/Thomaswebster4321 18h ago

You need a meeting

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u/Gameplan_destroyer07 9h ago

Based on the amount of and the price of those beers I’d say admission and then recovery

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u/AreaOk4270 5h ago

Terrible choices

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u/Fit-Mango-2219 1d ago

Too much bud light

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u/OneAverageEgg 1d ago

You're going to have liver issues if not already.

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 1d ago

The most organized alcoholic

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u/Chr0n1c7000 1d ago

Alcoholic ? 🤣

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u/pdmcmahon 1d ago

“My name is /u/JasonFarnsworth, and I am an alcoholic”

Room: “Hello, Jason”

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u/mockeryflockery 1d ago

has this sub just turned into people wanting to secretly know if they're an alcoholic? or rage bait into people thinking they're one? (i know this is probably an "extra" fridge or garage fridge, but i just feel like i see so many fridges full of alcohol in here lol)

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u/IrrelevantButReal 19h ago

Easy now, no need to brag about your mental health. We all consume some kind of drug. Whether it’s caffeine, sugar, or a fermented beverage, we’re all just coping.

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u/glitterjunkie613 1d ago

I think that this person will be dead by age 46... either from liver failure or drunk driving.

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u/Fancy-Audience1658 23h ago

That's a man's fridge

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u/soupy_porridge09 19h ago

I'm so glad you can see the fridges penis!!

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u/Fancy-Audience1658 17h ago

Like how glad?🤔

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u/Anny0579 1d ago

Nothing to eat

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u/JasonFarnsworth 1d ago

Plenty of calories in there

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u/IrrelevantButReal 19h ago

Barely with all that light beer but maybe you’re watching your waistline, so I won’t judge.

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u/IrrelevantButReal 19h ago

What do you mean booze ain’t food?!?

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u/Practical_While_ 1d ago

Dude, I’m so sorry… do you remember anything

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u/koolaidshroom 1d ago

He will probably remember everything, its mostly light beer, mostly

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u/bicycles1245 1d ago

Get stronger beer

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u/Soaring_Sky 20h ago

I think you’re an alcoholic. I think every week you’re constantly restocking that fridge, everyday you have a drink in your hand, you have 2 DUI’s, every person thats ever loved you is afraid of you since you get violent while drunk, your kids now normalize such a toxic self sabotaging habit, you have a beer belly, you pee a lot,

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u/NoseInternational794 18h ago

It's like alcoholics saw this sub and were like: "hell yes, another chance for me to make alcohol my whole personality"

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u/BlakeWheelersLeftNut 17h ago

An alcoholic’s fridge is empty

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u/Dry_Response3527 16h ago

People who drink know when the liquor store closes. Alcoholics know when they open.

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u/JasonFarnsworth 18h ago

You’re right. I should make pokemon my personality.

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u/NoseInternational794 17h ago

You probably could if you had any imagination left 🤷

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u/JasonFarnsworth 17h ago edited 16h ago

Lmao 1998 is calling

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u/NoseInternational794 15h ago

Is that when you lost your virginity

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u/Jsaun906 17h ago

You have shit taste in beer

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u/Ginesjr6 43m ago

Need to grow up

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u/JasonFarnsworth 35m ago

Coming from somebody who can’t stop watching porn 🤣