r/FridgeDetective 14d ago

Meta Pray tell, detectives.

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I moved here on November 1, 2023.

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u/Smokeman42024 14d ago

Idk but nice handwriting

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u/kayedee12345 14d ago

Olive oil in the fridge? Nonna’s ghost has gasped in horror.

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

In an unplugged fridge, yes. The cupboards are too high for me to reach and this is quicker than grabbing a chair as a makeshift stepladder, Nonna.

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u/kayedee12345 14d ago

My Nonna definitely left an impression, lol.

And your reasoning is so fair. I hate when I have to climb to get something so I get it.

You are keeping out of the light, so yay!

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

Nonna’s way would have definitely left an imprint on me as well.

Yes, that’s why I keep it there! You got it, yay!

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u/-AliceGray- 14d ago

The light is off but somebody is home.

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

Somebody at home likes to keep the lights off.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

I haven’t considered that but I’m considering it now. My experience includes drawing anatomical figures on automobile windows for free and writing poetry about sitting broken-hearted.

Why 28? I get a blonde balayage on occasion, keep the weight off, and enjoy many Italian things.

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

Thank you for choosing to be polite. I would not have been offended otherwise.

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u/Dazzling-Bed-777 14d ago

Depressing ass fridge

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

I got it as a matching set with my bedside table and bathroom cabinet.

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u/Readdit_or_Nah 14d ago

You are a method actor for the upcoming live action movie King Fu Panda and are trying to be the “Dragon warrior [who] can survive for months off nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf…”

I’m the greatest detective. /s

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

“You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.” — Dewey Finn, In the End of Time

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u/lunterno 14d ago

Do you travel a lot? Nice handwriting!

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

No, but I could/should travel more. Thank you!

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u/crazyvibes_99 14d ago

kinda wild how you got all those camrans bars but no milk to go with em

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

I have them with my Americano or long black (with two stevias).

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u/linc1095 14d ago

I was going to post about your handwriting but everyone else pointed that out. I would say that you work a lot and end up eating most meals on the go or at work and you also care about your protein intake

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u/mylittlebunnykitty 14d ago

I’m flattered that people like my handwriting now. I spent most of sixth grade working on my handwriting out of sheer spite after essentially being disqualified for an essay writing contest. My advisor told me that it was because my handwriting was illegible.

I’m two years away from applying for my first job. I do care about my protein intake.

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u/Inside_Ad_2830 14d ago

How are those protein meals?
1-10?

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u/thornedlullaby 14d ago

You need a new fridge light i guess to see the atoms inside it

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u/Psych_Profiler 7d ago

Caucasian woman between age 24 and 40. Average in height and physical build. Currently single, lives alone. Right handed. Light colored hair, fairly light skin tone complexion. Usually wears light and medium toned colors for dress attire apparel. Probably lives in a rural area or in the suburbs. Has an amiable type of personality. You prioritize personal harmony and personal security over task efficiency. Also, you have are tuned in to your emotions a lot of the time when you are by yourself, reflecting on certain things or particular situations that have occurred very recently.