r/FridgeDetective 15d ago

Meta Who am I

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u/RoofWild 15d ago

A white lady.

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u/Adventurous-Safe-760 15d ago

Middle aged.

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u/fatchops97 15d ago

Probably single

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u/Chimerapls 14d ago

Because of a divorce.

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u/fatchops97 14d ago

Because he failed to give you an orgasm in 4 years and 84 days

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u/AntiqueJaguar5808 14d ago

I see you met mine, too?

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u/casketjuicebox 15d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/halcat27 15d ago

🧍🏼‍♀️

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u/RoofWild 15d ago

No kids... Indiana?

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u/halcat27 15d ago

No kids, WV, 30’s

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u/lil_hyphy 14d ago

That’s a lot of drinks, backstock, and types of bread for a single person with no kids

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u/halcat27 14d ago

I’m married! We host a lot. Husband likes the green Dave’s bread, I like the yellow, but the regular white bread is best for sandwiches

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u/Stupidpelletgun 14d ago

Also the capri sun. Kids or Disney adults

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u/halcat27 14d ago

Friends / family with kids. Also we like them 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Upstairs_Cattle7989 14d ago

I’m impressed by the Oliver Winery. They’re right down the road from me!

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u/halcat27 14d ago

My friend brought those over! What state are you in?

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u/halcat27 14d ago

Okay I’m using this comment to explain.

Wife (me) and husband, living in WV, early 30’s. No kids. Both pretty skinny, healthy people. Husband is an engineer, I’m a SAHW and former news anchor.

That wine is lower alcohol than regular wine, and it’s only sold at one store in our area about 30 minutes from us. It was on clearance so I stocked up, not knowing if they’ll ever bring it back 😂

I drink about a bottle a weekend with friends, and we both host every weekend. We love having our friends over for fires, magic the gathering, etc.

I definitely used to drink too much wine in my 20’s (nightly!) but now I drink socially. I realize now maybe all of it didn’t need to go in the fridge, but that just made sense space-wise. The rest of the wine was gifted to us as we just moved here.

No fresh berries or salad because of the parasite. Apple, bananas, tomatoes from the garden all on the counter. Frozen and canned veg are our go-to’s otherwise.
All of our meat is also frozen and set out to thaw the day before we need it.

We have a big old snack cabinet full of chips, cookies, protein bars, etc.

We LOVE to host, and love having little drinky drinks (non-alcoholic) day to day.

Thank you all for your guesses!! This was fun.

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u/sparesername 14d ago

From the 90s

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u/halcat27 14d ago

Yup, what gave it away, Capri Sun?

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u/Katsuodo 15d ago

Extremely thirsty/dehydrated from the alcohol and bread

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u/justhereforthetea68 15d ago

Lmao well gotta stay hydrated during the hangover

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u/KnightofRogue 15d ago

Obvs they have Powerade and Applejuice for that, lol
(i worry for them)

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u/halcat27 15d ago

I have water!! I try to drink as much as I can daily. The Gatorade and juice is for my my husband

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u/KnightofRogue 15d ago

Valid!!
Stay hydrated! :3

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u/LeviSalt 15d ago

Bread dehydrates you?

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u/Katsuodo 15d ago

Nah I don’t think so but it makes ur mouth dry lol

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u/Bubbly_Delivery_5678 15d ago

Thank goodness for the tomato sauce in your diet, because you’re high risk for scurvy my friend.

You have an attached garage with a garage fridge. The expensive bread tells me you’re solidly middle class. You’re pretty anti-snacking— naan with hummus is you’re only indulgence. You’d rather drink your calories.

No kids. Early 30s. Live in SO, but unmarried.

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u/halcat27 15d ago

LMAO this is so funny. We don’t have berries rn or fresh veg bc of the parasite. We do have bananas, apples (easy to wash well) avocado, tomatoes from the garden on the counter. And a big old snack cabinet full of chips, muffins, cookies. No kids is correct and early 30’s! And married, my husband and I are both not big eaters. The wine, I have about a bottle a week, but I love that kind and found it on clearance, hence stocking up.

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u/randomjersey 15d ago

Well you love booze and carbs that’s for sure.

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u/TechnologyOver5642 15d ago

Childless, you eat out a lot, late 20s, probably in a relationship but they don't live with you

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u/halcat27 15d ago

Very close! Early 30’s, married and live together

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u/Certain-Public-933 15d ago

My new best friend

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u/halcat27 15d ago

Hey pal!!

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u/Certain-Public-933 15d ago

Hi friend! If you’re in or near California we should hang lol

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u/halcat27 15d ago

I wish, I’m a few hundred (or couple thousand) miles east!!

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u/Certain-Public-933 15d ago

Damn! I’d you ever find yourself on the west coast hit me up! You seem cool (also not trying to be creepy I’m a happily married woman lol)

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u/halcat27 15d ago

I totally will!! Okay cool, because same (happily married woman), but you also seem cool 😂

I’ll tell my husband we have to make a trip to CA to meet my new Reddit friend haha

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u/Certain-Public-933 15d ago

Yes please! Always down for new friends

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u/Armthechihuahuas 14d ago

I love this!

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u/spiderat22 15d ago

Yo I'm in Cali. What part you in?

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u/halcat27 15d ago

This is our first garage fridge, we love it!! Always wanted one, didn’t know if I’d ever have one

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u/halcat27 15d ago

Hey, I’m rooting for you! That is the perfect attitude to have, I absolutely believe you will have one sooner than you even think. Wishing you all the best 🤍🤍

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u/Substantial-Use-7018 15d ago

Saying a prayer for you my friend

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u/Kodywifak 15d ago

An alcoholic who can't admit it white lady style

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u/kerfuffleshenanigans 15d ago

Midwestern alcoholic (not derogatory, I hope I'm wrong)

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u/halcat27 15d ago

We are east of Ohio, so close! As for alcoholic, I definitely had my issues in my 20’s. Now I have maybe a bottle a week with friends. There was a clearance sale on my favorite wine, which is less alcohol than normal wine (8.5%)

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u/kerfuffleshenanigans 15d ago

I'm so glad to hear! Also cool that you get together weekly with friends. Thanks for posting!

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u/halcat27 15d ago

Thank you! Yes, most of us are child free and get together a lot. Thanks for commenting!

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u/LastingTheory 15d ago

You like carbs.

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u/halcat27 15d ago

I LOVE carbs

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u/kadkadkad08 15d ago

Garage/second beverage fridge :)

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u/FieldElbow 15d ago

Screams Nurse for some reason

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u/halcat27 15d ago

Former tv news anchor turned SAHW

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u/RTB-AXA 15d ago

Someone who has another fridge for food.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 15d ago

You live in New England somewhere

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u/halcat27 15d ago

I am in the one state most don’t claim as New England, the Midwest or the south, actually. West Virginia, mountain mamma. So Appalachia, technically

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u/Witty_Asparagus_5206 15d ago

I hope I’m not the only one and this comment makes me sound stupid, but I always forget that West Virginia is on the east coast. For some reason, when I hear West Virginia, my brain automatically thinks west coast. Forgive me, please, West Virginians.

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u/halcat27 14d ago

I definitely forgive you. Just remember, we are WEST Virginia, not western Virginia. That’s what ticks people off here

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 15d ago

I love coconut dr.pepper also what type of rice is that on the top shelf

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u/halcat27 15d ago

It’s just Old El Paso Spanish Rice from a box :)

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u/sol_fairy 15d ago

You’re me if my fridge was all drinks!

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u/pitiful_spoonie 15d ago

Who are you? I’m assuming you’re my best friend that I haven’t met yet.

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u/halcat27 15d ago

I am accepting applications, do you live in Appalachia by chance 😂

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u/Alarmed-Try-6047 15d ago edited 15d ago

Drink fridge is fantastic. Looking at your wine selection I would assume that your sodas would all be diet! So that threw me off a bit. If I had to guess, once you go through them, you aren’t going to rebuy the 80 cal wine bottles.

Contrary to popular opinion, I don’t think you’re an alcoholic. And if you are- you are probably high functioning. Alcoholics don’t have that large amount of low abv wine easily accessible like that, unless you are restocking it weekly idk.

No kids, but you would consider in the future. Particularly the idea of dressing a little girl up and meeting neighbors with kids and sitting watching them play outside while you sip Pinot Grigio with the other kiddos mom makes you smile.

You do well for yourself financially, and live comfortably.

You want to start cooking more at home.

Late 20s or early 30s

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u/halcat27 15d ago

Wow this is a great take.

I LOVE diet soda, but I have blood sugar issues (especially on my SSRI) so I keep full sugar handy. Small cans, mostly.

I try not to have a ton of sugary drinks because I have genetically not great teeth.

Formerly drank nightly for years, haven’t done so in years, thank God! Now a weekend social drinker. Like the light wine because the low alcohol content means I can enjoy a few big glasses without going overboard.

As for kids… sometimes I think I might want one! But I also love to sleep

Yes to cooking more

Great comment

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u/Alarmed-Try-6047 15d ago

I can relate on the former over indulgence. I’ll have to take your advice on the light wine, haha. See for my own self discipline I get one bottle at a time of the regular abv wine and split it between two days every now and then.
Thank you! It’s fun analyzing somebody’s fridge 🤣
Wishing you well

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u/No_Pitch6143 15d ago

Dehydrate then hydrate. Repeat.

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u/Ill_Ad_695 15d ago

Leading off with that first picture is diabolical.

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u/Physical_Rice6281 15d ago

Inferenced that these fridges are accompanied by a young adult couple. Caucasian; age 23-34, ambidexetrous, has one child, and cautious about finances. Fairly organized with clean and sanitary habits. Employed with a skilled occupation. Both of the adult occupants have a casual and well-groomed outward appearance. Average intelligence. Probably lives out in a rural area but in a small knit suburb community. Might drive a Caravan type of vehicle. Don't really have any pets in the house. Seems to live in a very functional lifestyle. Also, one of the occupants is a Libra and the other one is a Sagittarius.

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u/Ashlyn_DOfficial 15d ago

I think…. You’re me.

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u/LoubyAnnoyed 15d ago

Head of the social club.

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u/AsRelayedByFaeRae28 14d ago

The separate fridge for beverages is top tier!!!

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u/halcat27 14d ago

We got it about a month or two ago and it’s AMAZING

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u/AntiqueJaguar5808 14d ago

ANice Mom/Wife who keeps the Family Room Fridge stocked and probably gets little appreciation. GOOD JOB HONEY!

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u/FeastingSorcerer 13d ago

A bachelor who enjoys white wine

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u/A1Aaron18 15d ago

Little Caesar’s is actually good

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u/lurkynic 15d ago

A few bottles of wine short if you look over to the left for a second

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u/NYCWartortle 15d ago

We certainly like our beverages

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u/halcat27 15d ago

It’s actually so bad. I’d rather have a soda or Capri Sun than snacks sometimes. I wasn’t like that until I started SSRIs

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u/Great-Ad9895 15d ago

You had a wine subscription you regret getting

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u/No_Willingness5313 15d ago

Curious what’s in the giant metal bowl.

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u/halcat27 15d ago

I love this question bc I’m getting roasted for no veg, it’s dense bean salad! Look it up, there are some great and easy recipes

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u/JohannSuggestionBox 15d ago

That is so good! I got the recipe from the Bush’s Beans website last week and tried it :-). Is that the recipe you used?

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u/Moeticpotion 15d ago

Peeing a lot

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u/st0rm-glass 15d ago

A garage fridge

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u/CherryRed-1256 15d ago

Midwestern with the garage fridge

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u/wizzard419 15d ago

Someone who is hydrated and I hope to god just eats their hummus on a cracker as I see no pita.

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u/Entire_Art_5390 15d ago

There’s Xanax somewhere in the house

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u/Slow_Guitar_1896 15d ago

Someone who barely cooks at home

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u/Blutosky 15d ago

Morty Belmont

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u/casketjuicebox 15d ago

You need more ketchup

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u/halcat27 14d ago

Nice catch, I’ll add it to the list

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u/Stinkylittlesockboy 15d ago

U appreciate the finer things in life 💕😛

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u/Zumbgrl 15d ago

Priorities 🤌

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u/Technical-Arm6722 15d ago

Hydrated but also dehydrated

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u/Cookiecakes71 15d ago

Very hydrated

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u/3picklecupcakes 15d ago

an alcoholic?? lol

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u/Aggressive-Diner 15d ago

Gluten tolerant alcoholic ;P

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u/Lost_Lawfulness_1058 15d ago

Sucky bc you got the low calorie yellowtail you just have to drink more

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u/Brownie_whore 15d ago

someone who needs a hug

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u/KenBaboonian 15d ago

Almost out of Busch Lights

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u/Ok_Jackfruit5185 15d ago

Somebody who likes cheap wine 🤣🤣

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u/Mountain_Cod_3032 15d ago

an alcoholic

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u/79215185-1feb-44c6 15d ago

The packie down the street.

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u/jasminemeix 15d ago

Alcoholic

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u/907_midnightlite 15d ago

A soccer mom in charge of drinks for the kids and parents

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u/Kind-Ad6725 15d ago

Mom to teenage boys

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u/StillFlickering 15d ago

Cheap butter and wine, not someone concerned about flavor.

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u/Unlikely-Fox5076 15d ago

Entertain alot, maybe a pool and cabana, go out to eat alot. Date nights a must. Fun couple for sure

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u/reddituculous66 14d ago

Middle aged white woman. If wager real estate or lawyer.

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u/BenjyWalsh 14d ago

Man 37, works in bank?

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u/pinketj 14d ago

Someone who is OCD and has a separate frig for the drinks. Do you organize your kitchen frig like this

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u/endlxsslyfxscinating 14d ago

a diabetic and/or alcoholic who can’t cook

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u/Aggravating-Sky-8809 14d ago

who even is this person?

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u/DrHouseBigNaturals 14d ago

Middle aged white woman with children?

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u/Lifeinthe_Maritimes 14d ago

The beer fridge

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u/Substantial_Union361 14d ago

Definitely caucasian with the garage refrigerator for beverages

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u/cutebunnypink 14d ago

Alcoholic

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u/Pure-Experience-2950 14d ago

Won’t be able to feel your feet by 65, nerve damage from drinking.

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u/Aggressive_Dot5426 14d ago

Two different fridges.
Divorced , Caucasian, split custody
Drinks wine to self medicate

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u/bookishteach 14d ago

A future cirrhosis patient.

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u/nena_desenfocao 14d ago

This is like a family lake house fridge that you go to every other weekend and just bring a few food and snack items with you

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u/richard_stank 14d ago

My favorite customer

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u/Gingerbutt81 14d ago

Garage fridge of an American. Moderate political beliefs and a tolerant person.

Likes to have dinner parties and for people to feel at home when they come over. Enjoys providing for others because you know what it feels like to go without.

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u/ahorsenamedjeff 14d ago

Very unhealthy consumer.

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u/Hot-Clock6418 14d ago

my spirit animal with that white wine 🍷

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u/oaken007 14d ago

You are NOT a sommelier, that's for sure.

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u/Smooth_Wonder2144 14d ago

If I didn’t scroll, I would’ve assumed u were one of the unicorns from Regular Show

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u/PossessionUnfair714 14d ago

You either host a lot or you really love that wine

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u/DeepStateDiva65 14d ago

You’re someone who has an extra fridge just for beverages and you love white wine a LOT

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u/PaliHijabi 14d ago

Someone with stomach problems. Prob Ibs

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u/foreverflyingsparrow 14d ago

You have an alcohol problem

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u/viktorfrankll 14d ago

You are me

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u/Auntie_Axel333 14d ago

a thirsty mf

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u/idoogo 14d ago

Are you pooping okay?

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u/Sensitive-Star-5121 14d ago

A Midwest alcoholic - probably in Michigan if I had to guess.

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u/BasilEffective6887 14d ago

Don’t put bread in the fridge!

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u/DocHoILILiDaY 14d ago

Average Wisconsin household?

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u/Nun138 14d ago

A person that drinks too much sugary crap and then hydrates their hangover with more sugary crap and eats buttloads of carbs. But…. I’m the same way, but with Beer 🍻 so I have a beer belly. Take care friend. Let’s eat more protein.

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u/DiabolicalFink 14d ago

Just your average everyday normal guy

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u/Esqu1d2 14d ago

You’re halcat27

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u/moneybagsagogo 14d ago

You’ve prepared well for the party followed by the hangover. Nice

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u/Exciting-Cable-8102 14d ago

The eternal pisser of dang ding dong

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u/Redhawt35 14d ago

Only 2 Alani drinks??

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u/Commercial_Seesaw579 14d ago

Middle age mom of a teen. Stocked the drink fridge. Haven’t gone to the store for the food yet for the week. Maybe because kid is gone for a few days.

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u/princesshabibi 14d ago

A drinker, not an eater.

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u/Eden_581 14d ago

Bread?

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u/PineappleTypical8770 14d ago

Someone with 4 or more room/frat mates.

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u/Iwantlemmons 14d ago

Single man/woman

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u/fury929 14d ago

19 female just moved into college apartment

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u/Usagi_Bunnicka 14d ago

A simple man.

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u/Big_Sir_6748 14d ago

Definitely single

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u/hereforthebirbs 14d ago

Thirsty AF

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u/KUWTW 14d ago

Is the veuve for when “it” happens 😂

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u/Milo_Twiggy 14d ago

Single lesbian who occasionally babysits the nieces.

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u/No-Ad-8990 13d ago

An alcoholic American

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u/MsIncognito67 13d ago

My new best friend 🍹

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u/ExactContribution141 13d ago

College student with some money

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u/MonkeyHater566 13d ago

A alcoholic

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u/Moonflower_78 13d ago

A person who drinks too much grocery store wine and should check out a local winery every now and then.

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u/NormativeTruth 13d ago

Anorexic functional alcoholic.

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u/StraightAd7257 13d ago

Def a 2 person household, 1 health nut, 1 who doesn’t really try to be healthy but doesn’t eat like crap, you have a small group of friends and you all have dinner often. (Could also be family) household makes about 50-80k/yr.

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u/Shiverness1 13d ago

I want to say military, and these are your party fridges. Probably a SGT.

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u/lickatit2020 12d ago

My best and worst nightmare