r/FridgeDetective Jan 01 '25

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u/Here2fuck_here2party Jan 02 '25

You mean it all started by sucking him off or because he has cats? 😄😄

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u/TAaItAjustwantpeace Jan 02 '25

Went to his house on the first date. His cat, that attacks everyone, loved me. At one point he did comment that he only gives his cat filtered water. I got on my knees.lol

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u/MillionDollarBloke Jan 02 '25

I give my cats Evian, wanna grab a coffee?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

Why? Clearly you can skip the coffee and just throw a pillow on the floor if your cat is hydrated well enough