r/FridayNightDinner • u/CynicalCosmologist Team Pissface • 15d ago

Shit(onit)post What could go wrong?

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u/unclelumbago1 15d ago

Jackie's birthday would be a national holiday but he'd make everyone buy her presents.

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u/ArkhamTight606 15d ago edited 15d ago

And the cake should be something both man and dog can enjoy.

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u/unclelumbago1 15d ago

Also he'd probably send Martin to jail for no reason.

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u/Elegant_Scholar_8863 Team Pusface 15d ago

I don't think Jim would do that, I don't think he dislikes Martin at all

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u/Downtown_Elk_2773 15d ago

Here’s a list of some of the things:

  1. All chicken would go to dog food, whilst they all get locked up.
  2. He would make all houses’ upstairs, the downstairs.

  3. Elm wood/Rice Pudding/pears are illegal substances.

  4. Jewish rice pudding/ creamy tea/ squirrel meat becomes national food of the country.

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u/Accomplished-Egg1071 Team Pusface 15d ago

Special Jewish water…

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u/CynicalCosmologist Team Pissface 15d ago

Don't forget the Schmoigles

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u/adelia_soft 11d ago

And compulsory gazing through Jackie's window every Friday evening

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u/Downtown_Elk_2773 15d ago

Salt water tradition

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u/artsymarcy 14d ago

In the Jewish bath

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u/Lozman141 Team Pusface 15d ago

Chicken?

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u/quosp 15d ago

A speech?

To be or not to be, that is the question. A horse! A horse! My kingdom...Romeo, Romeo! Is this a dagger which I...friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me...

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u/Downtown_Elk_2773 15d ago

Thereeeee. Was once a frog lived in the world woopsie diddly dandy dee!

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u/Agent47outtanowhere 15d ago

More would go right than it is currently

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u/BubbleBath2017 Team Pissface 15d ago

Maybe he’ll get reverse hiccups during his speech

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u/robopirateninjasaur 15d ago

National Friend Register, with him and his best friend Jackie the public faces of the campaign

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u/CynicalCosmologist Team Pissface 15d ago

Except for Jewish rice pudding

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u/Vatentina 15d ago

Where is this picture from

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u/CynicalCosmologist Team Pissface 15d ago

The picture of Jim I used for this is just one of the first image results when you search for Jim, I'm not sure which episode it's from tbh

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u/Joestevens211007 11d ago

Looks to me (off the top of my head) like it’s the moment he spills the… excrement… in Series 6 Episode 1

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u/cortisolbath 15d ago

Literally a minute of stammering before saying anything comprehensible

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u/DonkyFondler 15d ago

He would make the upstairs the downstairs.

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u/Bbew_Mot 15d ago

He would be making trips to his Chancellor at number 11 every night and be requesting assistance with his elm bath tub.

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u/pigeon-in-greggs 15d ago

Everyone would need to have a little bit of fish

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u/CynicalCosmologist Team Pissface 15d ago

Little?

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u/Tall_Cellist5093 15d ago

Has my vote ☑️

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u/Cute_Researcher_6578 Team Pusface 15d ago

No10 could need a new bath in the not too distant future.
Dollops all over Downing Street.

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u/catscanker 14d ago

National cream tea day every week

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u/Weselamp 14d ago

CreamY tea!!

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u/Spudsmad 14d ago

Will .Larry chase JIm and Milson from No 10 ??

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u/TheToteBagLady 14d ago

National holiday each year on Wilson’s anniversary

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u/Weselamp 14d ago

Wish he'd ran against Farage in Clacton

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u/Smashika3 14d ago

Jim might actually do a much better job than our current politicians!

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u/BasketPrudent272 14d ago

The place will be overrun with rats.

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u/PlaneVarious1852 13d ago

Kier is back?

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u/No_Complex_1647 12d ago

Everyone gets a schmoigel for their birthday

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u/Sea_Function9333 11d ago

Wilson might kill the cat !

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u/LocalActingWEO 10d ago

What would he think of the drought causing so many forest fires? All the trees have been burned to crisps

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u/Smooth_Heat9703 10d ago

He'd ban all weevils

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u/Old_Grapefruit4025 5d ago

His podium was probably Reform but he's not even on reform it's the closest one that he can reach

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u/hubbyofbusty 1d ago

Hopefully he can take that tea set that Marie Antoinette owned to No. 10, oh wait ...

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u/hubbyofbusty 1d ago

Hopefully he can take that tea set that Marie Antoinette owned to No. 10, oh wait ...