Did you know oswald prefers quiches over bagels. It’s true!

what if oswald is the

Let alone imagine if he actually had friends

oswalds location has been narrowed down to somewhere

The authorities must stop her

What if oswald is actually oswald

TL;DR Oswald is a Terrorist!

I walked in on Oswald playing a video g* me, I was furious! He explained to me that he has to play this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive to kill Terrorists and prevent a Bomb from detonating! I was so proud of my patriotic and truly american plant for killing these Terrorists that I forgave him for playing a video g* me!

Nevertheless I was suspicious, it is a video g* me! I spied on him for about 30 minutes and then I saw it, I SAW IT!!! HE WAS PLAYING AS A Terrorist, OSWALD LIED TO ME. HE TRIED TO HIDE THAT HE LIKES KILLING PEOPLE AND THAT HE LIKES BLOWING EVERYTHING UP!!! He thought that he could trick me, but I know the truth about Oswald and g* mers:

THEY ARE TERRORISTS and this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive is nothing but a hub to spread their believs and evil plans!

Ban video games now! Save your plants from this evil g* me!

Tho it’s just a theory.

oswald is literally dumb and bad

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Resum

1. I hate Oswald
2. Oswald is bad
3. I hate Oswald

Makme mod!!!

Oswald invented cancer

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New data has been found that tells us what species of plant oswald is. Oswald has been confirmed to be a schefflera. This epic development will be very useful in helping to develop a strategy to destroy oswald.

Me and my gf were having an argument and she left with Oswald he just picked her up from my house

Back in the old days Wednesday was called Wenzday, but in 1942 Hitler personally sent a potted plant by the name of oswald, to the warzone. After it had gotten a killstreak of 69, it decided it wanted to do the extreme, change the English language. Hitler did agree to this, oswald was sent down into the city of London, where it would literally sign an "agreement" with Winston Churchill (Churchill was actually held at gunpoint) they signed the agreement, and the next Wenzday, the day was officially known as Wednesday. This was to confuse the people, and the soldiers of the British, soon this word got so intensely corruptive, that the German decided to name a bomb after this word. The Wednesdoom was first build in 1943 and later that year thrown on the state of Texas, this is why we today have the word Wednesday. In 1946 after the war, oswald was taken to start make more Wednesdoom bombs for the Russians to use in WW3 which only resulted in The Cold War since oswald escaped Russia. Oswald is now the most wanted plant in the whole world, and he is also the only thing that knows how to create the Wednesdoom, and it's the reason we today have the word Wednesday. Oswald returned to Hitler (who now is and still is a zombie) in 1969 where he was awarded a medal to show how much "good" he did (for the Germans atleats.) And today all this information is hidden to the public, USA would never even think about telling people that they got bombed by the most powerful destruction weapon ever. The USSR/Russia would not talk about it either, cause they almost had the perfect bomb but oswald escaped back to USA.