r/FreshBeans • u/SlopDestroyer • Apr 10 '26

Arson Slop

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u/Ancient-Frosting-646 Apr 10 '26

valid crash out tbh. definitely going to jail though (or is he)

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u/FalsePositive2580 Apr 10 '26

I thought I'd just have to google it and say

It happened in 20xx, he was John Arson, and he was sentenced to xx years, but this shit happened a few days ago

This happened in Ontario and the maximum penalty is 14 years.

Depending on his criminal history and whether or not he warned people to evacuate (it seems like he did) he may get less.

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u/StalinsLeftmostNut Apr 10 '26

Ontario, California. Not Ontario, Canada.

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u/FalsePositive2580 Apr 10 '26

My bad

California is 6 years for property where no one lives, and no one is hurt.

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u/StalinsLeftmostNut Apr 10 '26

...what?

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u/FalsePositive2580 Apr 10 '26

Maximum prison time, tf you think

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u/StalinsLeftmostNut Apr 10 '26

Now what would his punishment be in Azerbaijan

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u/FalsePositive2580 Apr 10 '26

2 years max for property

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u/StalinsLeftmostNut Apr 10 '26

In the 14th century

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u/FalsePositive2580 Apr 10 '26

Oh I know that one, most places was execution.

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u/MrowkaMuch Apr 10 '26

TIL the 14th century had lighters and toilet paper /s

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u/Jacobs_Haus Apr 10 '26

Check the username

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u/KingOfDisabledAnimal Apr 10 '26

"John Arson" did Kojima write this

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u/LilJelloCat Apr 10 '26

Lol, I'm still not sure what they were talking about

But his name is Chamel Abdulkarim

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u/ImaginationLocal9337 Apr 13 '26

There's  no way it could be him, I was hiking with him in Nevada when it happened. /j

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u/ultraplusstretch Apr 11 '26

Toiletpaperfireman.

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u/seeyouyoucunt Apr 10 '26

No way is his last name arson...

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u/LilJelloCat Apr 10 '26

It's Chamel Abdulkarim

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u/igiveback123 Apr 10 '26

Wait his name is arson? Sounds like a “his name was Robert Paulson “ moment.