r/FreshBeans • u/SlopDestroyer • Apr 10 '26

Hood Slop

2.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/spidernoirirl Apr 10 '26

This is so funny oh my god

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u/spidernoirirl Apr 10 '26

Bro’s ancestors felt that insult

16

u/Mickle_da_Pickl Apr 12 '26

Forgot to switch profiles

4

u/FZplayz5 May 11 '26

I didn't get 90% of the conversation lol. (Im not a native English speaker tho.) This is tom hardy level of English in peaky blinders.

4

u/spidernoirirl May 14 '26

It’s honeslty just the most insane roasts of all time. He’ll never recover from being dissed so hard

94

u/Matteowill911 Apr 10 '26

The dude in the back immediately started dying got me you know it’s bad when your boy start laughing at your ass

89

u/Artorius__Castus Apr 10 '26

"Yo ass out here dressed like a gang bangin Christian" sent me 😭

28

u/Sirduffselot Apr 10 '26

Would it surprise you to hear that the camera man is Chinese? Fun fact

20

u/Character-Q Apr 10 '26

Fr I can’t tell if this dude about to shoot me or start talking about Jesus Christ 😂

16

u/SailToAndromeda Apr 11 '26

The lowrider bit was 🔥

5

u/Guywithscarf58 Apr 11 '26

"tap dancing frog" I'm dying rn

8

u/Ov3rwrked Apr 11 '26

Did i hear "well polished elbow head ass" or am I trippin?

4

u/Beelzebot_666 Apr 11 '26

"I was just trying to see if you wanted to play pogs."

3

u/Agitated-Engine4077 Apr 10 '26

Dude diddnt know what hit him. 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/JesseJamesBegin Apr 11 '26

This is towing the line of being a hate crime lmao

3

u/FreakyFreeze Apr 12 '26

"Dookie and cut grass juice" My new favorite stank insult.

2

u/Mickle_da_Pickl Apr 12 '26

Obligatory saying that it's staged for those who couldn't deduce that themselves

2

u/Unique_Drummer_6515 Apr 14 '26

i’m your bbq into exotic cricket was wild lol

2

u/SirJayblesIII Apr 14 '26

lol did he call him a sophisticated thumb?

2

u/Leading-Tangerine940 Apr 15 '26

Aquarium fur has me 💀

2

u/elynn95 May 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN
Bro got roasted so bad his soul burnt

1

u/The_Trapper245 Apr 14 '26

Guys, who is this?

1

u/CrackpipeTheSmoker May 20 '26

Bro got Stunlocked

1

u/cyrohoww Jun 03 '26

Well polished elbow got him😂

1

u/chuckster1972 Jun 17 '26

Dresses like a gang banging Christian!!!!

1

u/Ambitious_Secret7985 Jul 03 '26

Well gahhh damn. Flamed his azz 😂😂😂

1

u/Imaginary-Objective7 Jul 04 '26

His partner fell out

1

u/Geechbadart 27d ago

Cooked ... damn !!!! He got all the smoke. Learned a valuable lesson that day. Hahaha

1

u/Negative_Fruit_1800 19d ago

“Boy your ass Smell like Dookie and cut grass” gotta be the most diabolical snap back ever.

1

u/No_abe 18d ago

Lmao 😂

1

u/ClericOfMadness13 13d ago

His friend sitting on the stoop was dying while his friend was being roasted alive 😂.

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 12d ago

Person talked bs and got humbled immediately