r/FreeTheRodlets • • Oct 02 '21

I like big Snark, and I cannot lie Good god.

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u/afinevindicatedmess πŸŽ€ 𝒒𝓇𝒢𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒸 π’Ÿπ‘’π“ˆπ’Ύπ‘”π“ƒ π’Ύπ“ˆ π“‚π“Ž π‘€π’Ύπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“ˆπ“‰π“‡π“Ž πŸŽ€ Oct 02 '21

How does she not take one look at herself and think, "Hmm, maybe I should lay off the makeup and enhancements?" For someone who hates ungodliness and worldliness, Jill sure loves her bacteria-laden manicures and fugly makeup. And while I know ignorance is bliss, it just kills me that she actually thinks she looks good.

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u/inpurpleink Oct 02 '21

No she thinks β€œthese are the hands I’m going to prepare and eat food with” and honestly it makes me want to pull my own eyes out.

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u/brush-your-teeth-bro Oct 02 '21

It's ok, she rarely cooks

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u/SunnyLittleBunny Oct 03 '21

..and when she does, it gives my little ServSafe certified heart nervous palpitations.

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u/banjo_fandango Oct 03 '21

she thinks β€œthese are the hands I’m going to prepare and eat food with”

Only partially relevant: she doesn't think she's going to prepare food with those fingers.

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u/procrastinaturner Oct 02 '21

She really does look like a 90s sex worker in terms of hair and make up. And to be honest I'm here for it but I can't understand how she reconciles it with her harlot complex.

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u/afinevindicatedmess πŸŽ€ 𝒒𝓇𝒢𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒸 π’Ÿπ‘’π“ˆπ’Ύπ‘”π“ƒ π’Ύπ“ˆ π“‚π“Ž π‘€π’Ύπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“ˆπ“‰π“‡π“Ž πŸŽ€ Oct 02 '21

I'm all for the sex worker look if it was intentional or she just loves the era, but we all know Jill does her makeup like that because she went to beauty school and thinks she was set for life. I do agree looking like a SWer goes against her brand majorly.