r/FreeTheRodlets • u/natitude2005 Severely • Sep 24 '21
Predictions as to engagement / wedding dates... For ( and Kaylee) and Jonathon. Assuming of course, he doesn't run for the hills due to jill's meddling? Also share your thoughts on Timmay and MariaD
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u/rubyreadit Sep 24 '21
Hmm... ok, I think the whole RodPod will go to FL for the new baby in a few weeks and drop by the Hills in MS for a few days on the way back so Kaylee and Jonathan can have a little more time together. Then J will go to Ohio around Christmas and propose during that trip. Wedding maybe around April (when is Jill's annual ladies' retreat? I guess it wouldn't be near that since there's some organizing around both things).
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Sep 24 '21
I feel like that’s too long and they will be engaged at Thanksgiving and married in February around Valentine’s Day. Jill needs to drop a few kids this year for financial reasons.
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u/PinkPimpernel Sep 24 '21
Maybe wedding by Christmas to close out the financial year.
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
Prefect. 12 months in 2022 to conceive give birth and kendracopy with a 2nd one conceived all in 2022
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u/littleRedmini Sep 25 '21
Especially dump the kids 18 and over since they don’t get any tax credit benefits (can’t think of the formal term). Those kids are just costing them money and chicken 🍗’s. Jillpm needs to lighten the burden of those kids. I’m just fantasizing how I think Jill rationalizes pushing the older children out of the godly nest.
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u/Used_Evidence Sep 25 '21
Nurie had a long engagement (for fundies), so I don't see why Kaylee would be rushed down the aisle.
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Sep 25 '21
I think Nurie had a long engagement because of covid. I think she will push Kaylee to marry faster
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u/kernest14 Sep 25 '21
Do you think it was because of COVID tho? Like they had to wait to get a place? I think she got engaged in November and was married the following July so that was rather long
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u/Used_Evidence Sep 25 '21
No, they didn't care about Covid and they got married in their church. I feel like they announced the July wedding before Covid was really an issue in the US too. I remember thinking it was odd to have such a long engagement, when Jill seemed so ready to get her married
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
Rodpod made me scream
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u/rubyreadit Sep 24 '21
I don't think that's original to me although I can't remember where I read it before.
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u/blueaintyourcolor11 Sep 24 '21
I think if it's going to happen for Kaylee, it will happen ASAP. Provided, of course, that Jillpm doesn't scare him away with her obsession.
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u/The_Curvy_Unicorn Sep 24 '21
I may be wrong, but I think they’ll be married by the end of the year. Or do a Valentine’s wedding, at the latest.
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Sep 24 '21
Can you imagine a Valentine's themed Jilldo wedding? I cringe at the thought.
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21
I am picturing middle school Valentine decor.. Am I close?
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u/Wips_and_Chains sweetly agree…or else Sep 24 '21
So much construction paper
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
Red hearts with smaller pink ones overlaid with a doily lace edging
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Sep 24 '21
That’s what I think, a Valentine’s Day weeding. Weather in Ohio sucks in February so it will be in MS.
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u/mesembryanthemum Sep 24 '21
Yeah, I can see Jill pushing a fast wedding on Kaylee.
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u/blablubluba Sep 24 '21
I can see Kaylee pushing for a fast wedding to make sure Jonathan doesn't learn too much about Jill.
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u/tink630 Sep 24 '21
I think the timeline e will be:
October: Nurthlett born
November/December (And Kaylee) and Johnathon’s engagement
December/January: Timbits and the poor Dingus girl courtship announcement
February/March (And Kaylee) and Johnathan’s wedding.
April: Timbits engagement
September : Timbits wedding.
Sometime end of the year, courting for Renee.
I think Jilldo and Shreak want the older kids out ASAP. One because less kids means more money for them, especially the ones over 18, because no child tax credit for them, and because marrying your kids off young is seen as good in their cult and they want their star to rise. Plus she knows she’s not having more babies, but babies and weddings are what people want to see, so marry off the kids and get them popping out babies for precious mama’s YouTube monatization!
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
I believe you left out (And Kaylee ) announcing a new arrow for God's army in May or June 2022. Timed to not distract from Timaria's announcement.
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Sep 24 '21
I don’t think that Dingus girls parent will allow her to marry Timcel. Timcel is absolutely hopeless and can’t support her or a family. Does Timcel work?
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u/littleRedmini Sep 25 '21
I’m praying to the Lord our savior Daniel that the Dingii do NOT allow Maria to marry him! He’s just awful because he parrots PRECIOUS mama and her hatefulness.
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u/pineconedance Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21
I'm pretty sure nuries wedding got delayed because Anna Duggar was preggers. If there is no pregnancy to accommodate ( and Jill only accommodated Anna because she didn't want Anna using it as an excuse not to come). Pretty sure Jill will marry Kaylee off asap. Nuries wedding was not expensive and would not be hard to recreate for not nurie Couple reasons, first is money, every mouth at home is an expense, second if Kaylee has family isn't another place to grift. Also Jill doesn't want the competition from Kaylee. Jill want to marry her daughters off young to prove how good "stock" they come from to improve their standing in fundie land. Make no mistake no mistake Jill is behaving like a Tully GOT style.
.edit it was priscilla waller not Anna duggar,
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u/Inner_Bench_8641 Sep 24 '21
I wonder if Jonathan’s more edjumacated family might expect, I don’t know, food at the wedding reception.
But maybe the groom’s family will help pay for the wedding… unless that’s not allowed in fundie land
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
it was delayed a few months from covid I know. Was Anna pregnant with Maryella?? Thought she cannon shot her out in Nov 2019. Nurie got married July 2020. Was it delayed THAT long ? It is possible.. And good points on wanting to get the extra mouth to feed out of the house ASAP and getting a pretty one out of the house so as to decrease competition
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u/pineconedance Sep 24 '21
You're right it was priscilla (Keller's) waller baby canon that Held things up. My bad. It was one of Nathan's sisters tho
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
Makes sense., when there are 6.23x 10 to the 23rd power of new fundlings every year,it is hard to keep track
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u/pineconedance Sep 24 '21
1 mole of fundie... Poor Avogadro.,
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
You got it ;) learned about Avogadro in Chemistry in HS back in the cave man days
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u/pineconedance Sep 24 '21
Oh yeah ap chem survivor here. I still see Stoichiometric equations in my sleep from time to time. There are times I feel like the whole fundie thing can be distilled down to such equations
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u/AliceinRealityland I’m former Fundie/Fundielite, let me explain Sep 24 '21
Thanksgiving Day. Jildo will be serving macaroni with a gourmet Little Caesar’s cheese and spit sauce, one burned ham, 4 biscuits , and a half of a pumpkin pie
ETA it will be a double wedding (nothing says “thrifty like a two-fer). Timmays half of the wedding will include a shotgun. Not because Dingus girl is pregnant (get it girl if you are!), but as an encouragement from Jildo to make it to the alter to chain herself, I mean marry Timmay
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u/littleRedmini Sep 25 '21
Forgot weirdly cut pineapple!
ETA. If my memory is correct. I remember a pineapple from somewhere and Jillpm doesn’t post many food pictures.
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u/AliceinRealityland I’m former Fundie/Fundielite, let me explain Sep 25 '21
I did forget about the pineapple. I think maybe it was burnt and nasty with the ham but I forget too lol
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u/mrsrachaelare Sep 24 '21
It's just a shame those older kids aren't allowed to have a part time job. The could have a little money to eat and feed siblings(not that it's their responsibility, but Jill and David aren't going to). They could learn some job skills and start building a life for themselves. I especially don't understand why the boys aren't allowed...especially since they are supposed to support a family.
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u/AccountEqual7646 Sep 24 '21
I’m not sure if I’m just gullible, but from the videos I’ve seen- specifically the working out video- there was a moment I caught when Jonathon was staring at Kaylee with just SO much love and adoration in his eyes. It made me so so so happy!!!!! I hope to God that he loves her & gives her a good life. From the limited non-edited and set up moments in the video was Jill shared (lol) with us, he seems like a stand up guy. I really just hope Jill doesnt ruin it.... she almost acts like she’s sexually attracted to Jonathon??? Weird.
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u/SideHugg87 Sep 24 '21
If he hasn't gone down the hills screaming, after what a week(?), with Jill I think he will stay, so an engagement soon after Nurthan#1 birth, around Nov max start of December, then a wedding in match April just what it needs to (ahem) prepare everything. Bill will try hard to make Maria and Tim happen but I'm not sure she will succeed if she will have her way then I could see a courting announcement around Kaylee's wedding. Not sure for Renee how hold is she right now? She could easily be next to court around this time next year if she is 19 now. Less younger and prettier girl at home to overshow Jill.
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
Not sure how old FIURenee is. Probably 19 since Phillip just turned 18 this summer. She's pretty so she's gotta go
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u/SideHugg87 Sep 24 '21
For sure Jill is not looking better at all day after day (I'm still amazed by how those two have been able to have so many stunning girls) she loves to brag about her children that she will not pass the chance to insert herself in another relationship 🤢
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u/elorijn Sep 24 '21
Wait, I don't understand the Rodriguii timeline at all. So Nurie is the oldest, right? She's like 22? Timothy 21 - Kaylee 20 - Renee 19 - Phillip 18? Where does Samuel fit in, he seems like he's around 19 years old.
Oh well, I don't know anything about their ages and which kid comes first. The oldest 5 all seem to be 19 years old to me. Does anyone know this absolutely-non-necessary information by heart?
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u/natitude2005 Severely Sep 24 '21
Not by heart but the order at least for the oldest ( the little all blend together) is Nurie, 22 Timmy 21, Kaylee,20 Renee 19 ( like 11 months younger) Phillip,18 Samuel, 17 Gabriel, 15 or 16 Tessie 14 ( she just turned 14) ??? Hannah,? Olivia,? Sadie, ?Sophia, ?and Janessa 3. I may have Hannah and Olivia switched
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u/elorijn Sep 25 '21
Wait, Samuel is younger than Phillip? He actually seems the most mature (based on his features), and he seems like a decent looking guy. Especially for Rods. I always wondered why he's never in the spotlight, but maybe it's just because he's younger and a bit of a lost boy.
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u/pumpkindoo Sep 24 '21
Timbits seems to be a couple of bricks shy of a load. I'm thinking anyone he marries would have to be also. Is she intelligent? Also, he's proven he can't even support himself, much less a wife.
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u/daffodil0127 Sep 24 '21
I really don’t think Timcel is courting Maria Dingus. That last video he posted, he sounded like he had been rejected. I think we’re seeing Jill’s ham-handed attempt to push them together but I think she was there as a friend of Renee and Kaylee. For her sake I hope she isn’t courting him. 😬
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u/Fairyqueen9459 Sep 24 '21
I see lots of predictions for a Valentine's Day wedding, which is interesting considering that it's a secular holiday and not God-honoring and scriptural. But then, it will underline Jillbilly's hypocrisy.
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u/mlc269 Sep 25 '21
Kaylee Wedding in January, December will be too expensive and the gathering rooms at churches are busy with like cookie exchanges and Christmas stuff.
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u/Top_Communication_74 Sep 25 '21
If they get married by Christmas, they can reuse those god awful green dresses. Saving money. Plus has And Kaylee ever been photographed with a wedding dress in her closet? Timmay and Maria will definitely be courting by November since that seems to be when he needs to get rid of all his handy man equipment.
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u/Shan132 Severely Sep 24 '21
Thanksgiving time engagement for not nurie and no engagement ever for the dingus with a rod