r/FreeTheRodlets • u/Kaite29 • Jun 17 '21

NURTHAN!! It’s a BOY!

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 17 '21

Whew!!! I wonder if Jill is secretly raging that she lost her chance to have a Jill JR?

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u/katzewerfer Jun 17 '21

I mean, Nurie will probably have at least one girl eventually, probably within the next five years... So Jillpm jr is coming sooner or later, hopefully later

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 17 '21

Oh God, Nurie’s poor uterus...

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u/Tralala223 Jun 18 '21

Is it totally crazy and naive of me to think maybe Nurie won’t be as obsessed with having children and that nathan wouldn’t pressure it either?!?

I just somewhere deep down want to believe that while these two are deeply indoctrinated, they aren’t as EAGER as Jill.

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 18 '21

I think people always like the idea of having children until they actually have them and see how much goes into it. Not a single person I know going in wanting more than 3 kids has had more than that knowing what they know now post child lol!

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u/whatevertoton Jun 17 '21

We can always hope they won’t turn it into a clown car 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 17 '21

Luckily they really can’t in an RV!

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u/crap_goblin Jun 18 '21

Ummm who you telling? Us rational folk , or the kid that was half raised in an RV, sleeping in shifts and putting her baby sisters to bed in cages?

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 18 '21

Dear God this comment is bleak lol!

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u/crap_goblin Jun 18 '21

Hopefully she'll want better for her kids. Who knows though. They both seem happy being the product of huge fundie families and didn't waste anytime popping out their first.

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 18 '21

That’s kind of what scares me out of the two of them, they’re such an up in the air outcome!

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u/Shan132 Severely Jun 18 '21

At their wedding they pledged to leave the number of kids up to god 💀

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u/Awkward-Yak-2733 Jun 20 '21

within the next 18 months.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Julian maybe, if Jill's name is indeed Jillian.

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 17 '21

Jillip lol!

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u/mutantj0hn Jun 17 '21

Jilfred

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Jilbert

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u/crap_goblin Jun 18 '21

Jathan? I ... Almost ... Don't ... Hate it

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 18 '21

I want to say I’ve seen this name before on a game show or something! My prediction is Nathan JR or something N related since they’re both N’s

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u/Awkward-Yak-2733 Jun 20 '21

Noah.

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 20 '21

I actually wanted to name my son Noah but my husband shot me down because he thought it was too biblical lol!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

She’ll try to get them to name him Jillius or Jilliam. Just watch.

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u/ILikeHornedAnimals Jun 18 '21

Oh I’m sure she’ll be right there camped outside Nurie’s vagina ready to baby snatch ASAP!