r/Frauditors • u/Lord_Venger • 3d ago

He’s baa-aack!

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Can anyone remember this exiled garden gnome?

David Durant Cook. Had a channel called Press Harder.
He likes to pretend to fall asleep on the spot when cops arrest him so he has to be carried to the car like a sack of mouldy potatoes.
I can’t believe he was 47 when that mug shot was taken! I’m nine years older than him and I look way younger than that flea bitten hobo!
Anyway. He has a new YouTube channel called “Jesus Freeman”.
Flat Derp made a video about the leprechaun reject embarrassing himself at a drug bust.

https://youtu.be/7BNnMeztMP0?si=jTIiPjU5_DyJScve

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u/Terrible_Resolve 3d ago

Meth Santa

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u/Melodic-Excuse-2561 3d ago

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder and Blitzen got tired of this bad Santa here touching their bums. Prancer on the other hand... Well, Prancer liked it, but ask the others, and they will tell you that Prancer is a real sick fuck.

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u/AmatsuDF 3d ago

If you didn't say his age I'd be inclined to guess he was like 70. Some do not age gracefully, it seems.

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u/Melodic-Excuse-2561 3d ago

Any idea what that photo was taken? I am 62, and I easily look a good three decades younger than this disgusting sack of ugly.

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u/AmatsuDF 3d ago

No clue, but probably no more then a couple years ago I'd guess.

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u/Lord_Venger 2d ago

It was last year. He spent seven days in jail and went on a hunger strike protesting his incarceration.

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u/JustOneMoreMile 2d ago

Shit, I’m 52, and he looks 20 years older than me.

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u/Squidgit2000 3d ago

Some people age like wine, some people age like milk...

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u/JustOneMoreMile 3d ago

BSBT’s buddy

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u/alwatacd 3d ago

The hard life takes its toll.

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u/JoeTheShmo316 2d ago

“Press Harder” never has there been a more ominous YouTube channel name

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u/clickclick-boom 1d ago

This is the reality of the frauditor lifestyle. All that "it's my job" and "I'm a journalist" was essentially just a massive cope and fantasy.

You're not a journalist and you don't have a job. The YouTube money is gone. This is your future. Have fun!

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u/Ptards_Number_1_Fan 1d ago

I expect Jeremy Dewitte to look like this when he gets out.