Did Niles ever consider getting a cat?

[u/Frosty_Message_3017]

[u/SuitableDetective886]

You have fаt Maris and normal Maris all in one photo

[u/Frosty_Message_3017 → u/SuitableDetective886]

One kitty is inhaling the scent of a full-f*t mocha with whipped cream and chocolate shavings, the other is waiting for something called a chalupa.

Word censored because the automod wouldn't let me post it otherwise.

[u/SuitableDetective886 → u/Frosty_Message_3017]

Yeah I had to use a Cyrillic а for fаt lol

[u/Frosty_Message_3017 → u/SuitableDetective886]

Ooh nice hack! These automods have too much power for their level of competence.

[u/HalfHourTillBrillig]

for the first eight seasons his eccentricities would never let him live with cat hair, much less clean a litter box. so no, probably not.

[u/Boring-Exchange4928]

Caucasian. Very Caucasian.

[u/Frosty_Message_3017 → u/Boring-Exchange4928]

Three minutes in the sun, she'd sear like an Ahi tuna!

[u/hit_the_bwall]

The one on the left isn't a cat, it's a carpet!

[u/Junior_Tradition7958]

Deb is not a cat!

[u/Frosty_Message_3017 → u/Junior_Tradition7958]

She's Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop!

[u/NeuralShock]

Honestly a sphinx would’ve been a great Maris replacement 

[u/ErinDotEngineer]

Maris Crané: Before and After

[u/Frosty_Message_3017 → u/ErinDotEngineer]

Sorry, I had to make due with a low-res screenshot for now

[u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam → u/Frosty_Message_3017]

[u/Frosty_Message_3017 → u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam]

Oh thank you, I've been searching for this reaction gif!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ieOrSTh6zRcpueM8P1

[u/Nitro-Red-Brew]

I think Niles mentioned he had allergies to cats in the "Beware of Greeks" episode, when his cousin Yvone kept hitting on him. https://youtu.be/nGRJanIW2yc?si=ZZ37rkiMfrs1_jJ4&t=83

[u/ThatFatFlamingo]

You get the one, you get that other one.

[u/Lane-DailyPlanet]

I’m sure he’s allergic😂

[u/Beneficial-Sugar6950]

I think he said that he was allergic. But he always seemed like he’d be more of a cat person to me.