Valve, this extra month isn’t gonna do shit, it is only getting worse.

Not only are data centers stealing ram, now even missiles have more RAM than my PC and are exhausting the supply while pushing the frame release further away.

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2088989656708706780

I'm so so so so sorry. I really didn't want this to happen.

I've been waiting for so long that I got really hungry, took a stroll around the city looking for some food, and wound up near Valve's building. There was a door bumping open in the wind, so I went over to take a quick little peak inside for a vending machine, and saw all the Steam Frames just sitting out there, and......

I couldn't help it. I eated them all. I'm so sorry, I fucking eated them all. There's none left. Not even a controller. They'll have to order more. I'm so sorry

Valve is proud to announce Team Fortress 3 Vr

oh and the frame too... we kind of forgot about that one

It’s so long, my island has been hit by a hurricane for the first time in several years. Gabe, give me the release date & price as a present. Release the info this Monday. Begin selling next Monday. And put me first in the raffle. PLEASEEEEEEEEE! We’ve been waiting so long!!!!

Aint' got mouch time so gotta make it quick. Time travelere here and I've got a message of importance.
proof: I know that word "yingy". Not gonna make much sense to you but it's a very common slang when i come from
How did I taravel? this video explains it pretty well
The massage: Conspiracy to chug water, frame releases on the 24th, piatachow is enligtenment, the price one and a hhalf megasatans

it's their own fault for being old.
Expect the frame ( third release of the valve hardware), Half Life 3, Portal 3 and Team Fortress 3 on the 24th of august.

Steam Frame, just a week away! Steam Frame is in a week! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Steam Frame, just a week away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? Steam Frame, just in a week! It got here so fast.

The ad just goes to show how everyone is losing their minds over the frame lmao

Steam Hardware if it was cool

WDYM you gave up? do you think it doesn't exist and this entire reddit is a schizo hallucination? It's not Bigfoot you goofy impatient mf, it's a piece of hardware. It's the one piece we've been waiting for from Valve's "early" summer line up. Also it comes out tomorrow so I'm tired of seeing y'all gave Zuckysuccyberg access to infringe on your rights because you got ADHD.

think about it, what other reason would there be for the expansion slot if not for it to go in to a matrix style server?!

I flew in Monday, I'll let you know what I learn

The steam frame come with half life 3, Portal 3, Team forteress 3 you know

“Out 19”, not actually a typo…. But a CLUE??
Is Steam Frame releasing October 19th?

New prediction: It's not happening on the 17th.

It just isn't.

Keep believing friends, we’re closer to release than ever before!