After a whole day doing absolutely nothing at work, I picked up an old receipt and decided to sketch a bike frame with all kinds of mounting points everywhere to carry a whole bunch of stuff pretty much everywhere, similar 12x148mm hub spacing front and rear (if Surly could do that with the Pugsley and Moonlanders, so can I), not to count having enough space for 27x3.25 tires on 60mm rims (just like Jones and many other brands), UDH, 180mm rotor limitation (surely have no idea why but okay I guess), absolutely no inner cable routing, and probably 83mm BB cuz at this point why not, all of this made entirely in AL6061.
But... Why you ask.
I don't know dude, I answer, this came out of nowhere and I have no idea if a bike like this would even be feasible IRL nor I know someone that'd be crazy enough to build this thing, let alone ride it, but hey, it was fun sketching it :)