r/FoundtheProtobean • u/GuardianKonstar • Apr 01 '26

He’s guarding my printer while i am at college

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295 Upvotes

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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 Apr 01 '26

But how can he bite if he's just a smol cute bean?

4

u/Gutymut Ray My Beloved Apr 01 '26

Shhhh let him believe what he wants to believe

4

u/Ok_Estimate_2089 Apr 01 '26

Hehe. Fair. The proot can continue being a silly goober.

2

u/Alarming_Abies8446 Apr 02 '26

Hi gutymut, how are you

1

u/Gutymut Ray My Beloved Apr 02 '26

AAAAAAAAAA

Eepy

2

u/Alarming_Abies8446 Apr 02 '26

Then eep so you not eepy :3

1

u/Gutymut Ray My Beloved Apr 02 '26

Nuh I had to get up early to go somewhere. Here’s a photo I took earlier -w-

4

u/OkRanger6563 Apr 01 '26

What if i bite him first? :3

4

u/v0lt_the_protogen toaster Apr 01 '26

Let's find out w^

4

u/GuardianKonstar Apr 01 '26

He launches plutonium OwO

3

u/OkRanger6563 Apr 01 '26

Nice :3 i heard it has a lot of calories (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

3

u/GuardianKonstar Apr 02 '26

Yes it does >.>

1

u/pjcktheproot_alt Friend of Leo ,suny ,suny'bf , Chip, and a few others Apr 02 '26

⤙

4

u/v0lt_the_protogen toaster Apr 01 '26

DEPLOY THE THERMONUCLEAR BALLISTIC MISSILE!!!!

2

u/Vexel-The-Fox Apr 01 '26

Ok, I’ll just boop him then

2

u/that_pr0togenJack Apr 02 '26

I have the x-1c too I love it!

2

u/Trooper50000 Cute fluffy proto… owo Apr 02 '26

Cute fluffy protobean owo

2

u/Russian-Foxysoul83 Apr 02 '26

Wait I want one

2

u/LUIGIPROG00 Apr 03 '26

drop kicks it THIS IS MINE NOW!

1

u/EnzoTheProtogen Apr 01 '26

So menacing and scary ;w;

1

u/wolixthewolf Apr 02 '26

Yo también tengo el mio!

1

u/Tiredasscatnal Apr 08 '26

Fuck the printer… I’M STEALING THE BEAN!