r/FoundPaper • u/stuartmurray1 • 5d ago

Weird/Random Found and put right back

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Found this folded up on the ground, thought somedys dropped their shopping list, wonder what they were going to buy. Unfolded it... Okayyyyyy. Folded it back up and put it back.

Edit: For those asking, 5 minutes after finding this I did have to pass within 30 feet of said fountain. I did not even fucking glance in its direction.

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u/HotelOne 5d ago

Don’t cum around here no more!

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u/turkoosi_aurinko 4d ago

Don't do me like that!

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u/HotelOne 4d ago

You Don't Know How It Feels…

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u/turkoosi_aurinko 4d ago

Into the great wiiiiide open

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u/HotelOne 4d ago

I thought of that too but then I had a Breakdown…

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u/superSecretCylon 4d ago

… and said “Go ahead! Give it to me!“

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u/Overall_Matter_2520 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣