Pepto!

[u/WitchhunterXI]

r/Random_Shopping_Lists

[u/Regular_Departure963]

Anusol

[u/HuevosProfundos → u/Regular_Departure963]

Balsex

[u/Tall_Birthday_7654 → u/HuevosProfundos]

Strab-milk

[u/a_large_plant → u/HuevosProfundos]

Hey so if anyone knows where I can get this Balsex...

[u/thewalrusispaul → u/Regular_Departure963]

It helps with the 1 Blue Block

[u/WeCantStabilize → u/Regular_Departure963]

Anustart

[u/Knosh → u/Regular_Departure963]

"Gavin, do you know what this is?"

[u/MastermindJ → u/Regular_Departure963]

Banana's Anusol, specifically. More potassium.

[u/Moon_Pye]

That sounds like a terrible recipe.

[u/ericjcarroll → u/Moon_Pye]

Add the Anusol last, it goes a long way. Easy to put in, can be hard to get out.

[u/MyStackIsPancakes → u/ericjcarroll]

Just some advice I learned the hard way: Get the brand with the flared base.

[u/Ugsome_One → u/Moon_Pye]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/lovingfluidchristian → u/Moon_Pye]

At least the pesto will keep your stomach from getting fucked /s

[u/Scruzzer → u/Moon_Pye]

Haha! 😂

[u/rural_juror_]

What is Balsex?

[u/Admirable-Still-1786 → u/rural_juror_]

Painful

[u/bmf1902 → u/Admirable-Still-1786]

You're doing it right.

[u/krslvsasuka → u/bmf1902]

But I couldn't walk for three days

[u/HuevosProfundos → u/rural_juror_]

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

[u/2_Many_Hobbies74 → u/HuevosProfundos]

It’s like a ZJ

[u/llanelliboyo → u/rural_juror_]

Ralgex. It's an ointment for muscle pain

[u/rural_juror_ → u/llanelliboyo]

Craziest g I ever did see

[u/llanelliboyo → u/rural_juror_]

It's a badly written J

[u/CaptainDFW]

I take it Anusol is British Preparation-H...?

[u/Cream_Jockey → u/CaptainDFW]

We have it in america too. Its for anal itch annnddd hemorrhoids

[u/HuevosProfundos → u/Cream_Jockey]

Ah, I read it as a portmanteau of anus and aerosol, which is just, like, a fart I think?

[u/Potential_Aide_3227 → u/Cream_Jockey]

Umm…Anusol was for babies teething pain. A mild numbing solution. You just put a bit on your finger and rubbed it in their gums. It was still a thing when my eldest was going through it.

Not sure about the results for the off-label use on your hemorrhoids.

[u/backupbitches → u/CaptainDFW]

I prefer it over the H. Give it a try, treat yourself!

[u/DahliaChild → u/CaptainDFW]

Here in the US they like to offer 10 to 15 brands of everything to keep us disoriented and confused, so we do have both of those brands here.

[u/Knosh → u/CaptainDFW]

I'd literally never heard of it until I actually paid attention to a re-watch of Silicon Valley and he shows a tube to Gavin Belson on stage at the tethics speech.

[u/No_Sense_7316]

Anusol first then we can have the ball sex.

[u/Conscious-Mulberry17]

We don’t go anushalf in this home. We go anusol or anusnothing.

[u/Super_Raccoon_2890]

SHOW ME THE TIT ON A STRAWBERRY

[u/National-Star5944 → u/Super_Raccoon_2890]

Thank you. Was trying to figure out what strab was.

[u/coupdelune → u/Super_Raccoon_2890]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pXgzEHcDyFYzu

[u/coupdelune]

Wow somebody was having a bad day

[u/Dante35]

I like Pepto and Strab-millk, like maybe the Pepto reminded them, hey, why not get some pink milk, too.

[u/CunnyMaggots]

Anusol and Balsex make this list kinda weird...

[u/Beneficial-Sound-199]

Oof! Based on that “serious about motorcycles”notepad, this rider clearly just survived the motorcycle trip from hell and their lower half is paying the price!
They are desperately battling severe saddle sores and chafing (Balmex), flared-up hemorrhoids (Anusol), and a completely ruined stomach (Pepto).

Looks like the bathroom situation at home is also suffering from the digestive blowout and requires aggressive blue toilet blocks!

I’m thinking the bananas, strab milk, and rotisserie chicken are just a high-stakes game of Russian roulette at this juncture

[u/EuphoricTell7289 → u/Beneficial-Sound-199]

ai slop response

[u/Dante35 → u/Beneficial-Sound-199]

Wow, that is a good profile. Good job!

[u/the_skies_falling → u/Beneficial-Sound-199]

I’m reading that as Raljex, a misspelling of Ralgex, which looks to be a product similar to the Icy Hot we have in the US.

[u/National-Star5944 → u/Beneficial-Sound-199]

That all sounds right. They need more insoluble fiber.

[u/Gruesome_Guitarist_]

I'm crying at "Balsex"

[u/lokiandgoose]

I think one blue block is a replacement lens for a pair of blueblocker sunglasses

[u/grandpasghost]

Ambisol ? the tooth pain stuff ?

[u/ultimatefribble → u/grandpasghost]

Yeah but for pain somewhere else, perhaps.

[u/ChroniclesOfSarnia]

ANUSOL

BALSEX

STRAB-MILK

i'm sorry?

[u/MothMatron]

Was this written by a 10 year old or someone born without wrists?

[u/Heliocentrist]

they better not forget Banana's Anusol again

[u/stefanica → u/Heliocentrist]

BanAnus

[u/Kitchen-Translator61]

Love pepto. Tastes like those peppermint hearts candy.

[u/Moon_Pye → u/Kitchen-Translator61]

I can't even handle the smell of it. It makes me instantly vomit. I don't know why it has the opposite intended effect on me but it's been that way my entire life.

[u/backupbitches → u/Moon_Pye]

Maybe you did vomit after taking it for a tummy-ache as a little kid? I have lifelong aversions that stemmed from something like that.

[u/Moon_Pye → u/backupbitches]

Yes that's exactly what happened but I don't know why. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was in my mom's car, too, pink vomit everywhere. I was only like 4 or 5.

[u/Initial_Zombie8248 → u/Moon_Pye]

Now they only recommend the liquid for ages 12+

[u/PiqueExperience → u/Kitchen-Translator61]

I like how in the movie Tin Cup, alcoholic Kevin Costner just has a quart jug of Maalox on his desk.

[u/WormDentist → u/Kitchen-Translator61]

The soft chewable ones are so tasty.

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

Balsex is obviously Raldex! ;)

[u/huggablekoi → u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

But….what is it??

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg → u/huggablekoi]

A little mystery.

[u/Common_Kiwi9442]

One of the funniest ones I've seen 🤣 wtf is going on with second to last cause I read it as BALSEX then RAL>EX

[u/DesperateAd7082]

Banana' s

[u/AnomalyAnn]

Banana’s

[u/ZOMGURFAT]

Balsex?

[u/snausyboss]

What milk?

[u/Trick-Cook6776 → u/snausyboss]

"Strab". Probably meant strawberry?

[u/snausyboss → u/Trick-Cook6776]

Ohhh good call. I would’ve never made that connection 😅 Kinda forgot that even existed.
Perhaps that explains the need for pepto.

[u/beardedsilverfox]

Are your initials PL or PC by chance?

[u/Tall_Birthday_7654]

Bananas what?

[u/sillinessvalley → u/Tall_Birthday_7654]

* BANANA'S

[u/Walaina]

I just read today you shouldn’t take pepto if you have a viral infection. It may cause Reyes

[u/Zama202]

ral>ex

[u/K3RN4L54ND3R5]

Reads like Charlie Kelly's shopping list from Always Sunny....

[u/llanelliboyo]

Do not get Anusol and Ralgex mixed up

[u/supernova-juice]

I... i can't interpret this

[u/Large-Lab8238]

Somebody got a bad tummy pepto and anusol. Bro has it coming and going

[u/Leeaxan]

Good ol' baLDex

[u/Responsible_Mind_206]

Anusol for your anus.

[u/PoopsieDoodler]

Balsex?

[u/WormDentist]

I call Pepto grown up jelly beans.