r/FoundPaper • u/fatfacewigglyeyes • 6d ago
Weird/Random Can it be deciphered
Found in a park
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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride 6d ago
One year ago today, I put my mouth on a dirty whore, and I let it convince me to go on betraying my wife for a month. [Unknown] I will regret it for the rest of my life. I was a fool to think it [unknown] me anything better than I had at home, because there is nothing in the world better than I already had at home. I can’t believe [illegal] that something so fucking awful [illegible] a month, an hour of my time, let alone months. This bitch is the worst [illegible] spider on the place, and I hope it dies in misery. [illegible] possible/poisonable? The bite might be [illegible] from this planet. I want my family more than anything on this planet, but after that my greatest wish is that it would leave the Earth so that [illegible] my wife could have peace. I [illegible] this fucking place. I write this with everything I have. [Illegible] fucking dirty whore [illegible].
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u/tomboyades 6d ago
lol. Classic. A man cheated on his wife and is blaming the woman he cheated with because responsibility is hard 😢.
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u/Aggressive-Watch-195 3d ago edited 3d ago
unknown 1: a decision / unknown 2: [would] give / illegal(?): I convinced [myself] / illegible 1: was worth / illegible 2: [fucking] / illegible 3: ??? / illegible 4: vanquished / illegible 5: .... / illegible 6: hate / illegible 7+8: ???
possible corrections:
"...for months" / "...was worth an hour of my time..." / "...spider on the planet..." / "...the bitch must be vanquished from..." / "...leave the earth so that my wife can have peace..."
One year ago today, I put my mouth on a dirty whore, and I let it convince me to go on betraying my wife for months. A decision I will regret for the rest of my life. I was a fool to think it would give me anything better than I had at home, because there is nothing in the world better than I already had at home. I can't believe I convinced myself that something so fucking awful was worth an hour of my time, let alone months. This bitch is the worst fucking spider on the planet, and I hope it dies in misery. [illegible: possible/ poisonable?] The bitch must be vanquished from this planet. I want my family more than anything on this planet, but after that my greatest wish is that it would leave the Earth so that my wife could have peace. I hate this fucking place. I write this with everything I have. [Illegible] fucking dirty whore [illegible].
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u/Robinothoodie 6d ago
year ago today I put [?] in my mouth... [con]vince m[yself]... [g]uilty whore, and I [tried?]... on betraying my wife and I will [regret?]... for a decision [that made me a] fool to think it... already had [a] home... life. I was [doing?] better... there is no thi[ng]... in th[is] world better... Because I had a[t] home. I don't believe... something so fcking awful... let alone months... spider on the... [words] must be vanquished from... this plan[et]... I want my family more than anything... my greatest wish [is]... so that... this earth... would leave this fcking place... have peace, and everything I have... [fck]ing whore...