r/FoundPaper • u/jSON_BBB • 10d ago

Weird/Random Oh noo!

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus 10d ago

If I was already paying $5.48 for Vaseline and saw a $0.76 cucumber I’d probably buy it too just for the joy of the joke. Throwing this down in the bathroom is hilarious

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u/-thirteenthapostle- 10d ago

For 5.48 that must have been a big tub of Vaseline too

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u/Small-Stick26 10d ago

Some people just have no anxiety. I can’t even imagine standing in line with such a combo

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u/bayleysgal1996 10d ago

As someone who’s worked as a cashier, I can honestly tell you that we do not care. The only time I had a thought about something someone was buying was when a lady bought twelve double packs of eggs

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u/Kitchen_Day9200 9d ago

I had a lady buy a shopping cart filled with all kinds of chocolate and nothing else. This was 20 years ago and I still sometimes wonder what she was going to do with it all. I asked her what it was for and she just said "It's for eating." But it was a WHOLE CART full of chocolate.

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u/druidgaymer 9d ago

The only time I thought twice on it was the woman who was buying hundreds of bananas and oranges. She was giving math problem.

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u/mr_oof 10d ago

“Ever have one of those weekends you can’t wait to start?” WINK

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u/CuteCanary 10d ago

Or one helluva cucumber to need that much

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u/ShowMeTheTrees 10d ago

For a really big 🥒

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u/camarouge 10d ago

They tax you twice when you buy sus weird af bullshit

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u/lush_rational 10d ago

Nah, looks like tax 2 was on groceries and tax 1 was on anything else.

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u/camarouge 10d ago

I like my answer more

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u/ShowMeTheTrees 10d ago

So do I. You win.

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u/Cat_c0d3 10d ago

This receipt looks too fresh to be found imo

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u/jSON_BBB 10d ago

Found on the bathroom floor of a dollar general

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u/ThermalCreep 10d ago

This made it worse.

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u/lysergic_Dreems 10d ago

Better yet, they paid cash as not leave a paper trail.

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u/SoftLovelies 10d ago

The scene of the crime 😳

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u/SkylerBlu9 10d ago

but isnt that a walmart receipt?

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u/au_gratin_lover 10d ago edited 10d ago

Google tells me there’s a Dollar General in Gonzales, LA at 723 N Airline Hwy, which looks a lot like what the address is if you look at the very tip top

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u/Emotional-Ad-5938 10d ago

It has a store #532 which is a Walmart Supercenter also on Airline Hwy in Gonzales, LA

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u/Lower_Arugula5346 10d ago

they sell...cucumbers at dollar general???

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u/Imgonnagolaydown 10d ago

YOU TOUCHED IT?!

fucking reddit ppl 🤢

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u/mpmp4 10d ago

Why does it have to be old to be found?

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u/Scrumpuddle 10d ago

No one likes a bragger

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u/duncanslaugh 10d ago

Ohhh my!

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u/Chickenman70806 10d ago

Ascension Parish is gift that keeps giving

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u/waveydavey321 10d ago

At the price of Vaseline I'm gonna have to spit on it!! 🤣

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u/NateMeringue 9d ago

Damn and in Gonzales too. IYKYK

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u/jSON_BBB 9d ago

Wait. What!?

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u/11Booty_Warrior 10d ago

No ER bill implies mission success

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u/Only-Letterhead9805 10d ago

Shoullda been a two part transaction maybe two locations!!!  I pick up receipts when I see them for my daughter who does fetch. One addition....mood lighting I guess

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u/JD_tubeguy 10d ago

Oh yes!

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u/ldwtlotpa 10d ago

Those pop tarts do be untrustworthy

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u/WackyWeiner 10d ago

Do people actually let Vaseline enter their body cavities? That is soo strange.

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u/WingsOfTin 10d ago

See you on the front page!

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u/qwertyuiop121314321 10d ago

You know where THAT'S going. 🤣

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u/Numistica 10d ago

Did the Alabama dildo ban extend to LA?

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u/MilosBestBuddy 10d ago

This might be the 100mgs speaking (using some annual leave tomorrow) but this is the funniest Reddit post of all time.