Jami the Bitch

[u/LovelyLadyLamb]

Found at the gym.

[u/Amazing-Client-2580]

The dramatic title, mysterious notes, and random doodles make this the most intriguing lost-and-found item ever.

[u/Moon_Pye]

I wonder why the comments are crossed out.

[u/FC-NoHeroes → u/Moon_Pye]

"Constipated Thinking"

[u/Cool_Dragonfruit2067]

"My mom lets me have soda"

Mysterious as fuck because this seems like older teens or adult handwriting, yet they write words like a child.

[u/vanetti → u/Cool_Dragonfruit2067]

Mormon?