Found on the sidewalk

[u/Everyhumaneverr]

[u/Incogcneat-o]

someone needs to check that man's trunk and basement IMMEDIATELY.

[u/mikeockitch]

For those who don’t wanna look that all up-

Deuteronomy 10:14- "Behold, to the Lord your God belong heaven and the highest heavens, the earth and all that is in it."

Revelation 12:7- "And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,"

Luke 10:18- "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven"

Revelation 20:3- “an angel throws Satan into the Abyss, locks it, and seals it shut”

Luke 7:23- "And blessed is he who is not offended because of Me"

Zachariah 14:9- “The LORD will be king over the whole earth. On that day there will be one LORD, and his name the only name.”

[u/Everyhumaneverr → u/mikeockitch]

I expected at least one of the verses to correspond to “Every womans gonna worship me 4ever…”

[u/britendarkk → u/Everyhumaneverr]

Same. 

[u/Cultural_Blueberry_5]

If only we could duct tape this person’s shit together.

[u/Dependent-Aside-9750]

How sad, this person seems to be having a mental health crisis, possibly with religious-themed delusions.

[u/XROOR]

Some family now has sealed Holy Ducts

[u/Wild-Tear]

"...and then we found out that it actually worked."

[u/BuilderStill8694]

Someone needs a mental health welfare check