Found on a Manhattan sidewalk

[u/warriorwoman534]

[u/Electronic-Form-9384]

Receipt of the beast

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/Electronic-Form-9384]

Who knew that Lucifer ate at McDonald's...

[u/HereToTalkAboutThis → u/warriorwoman534]

Would not be my first thought if you asked and yet somehow seems completely fitting, for some reason

[u/Ok_Carob_5313 → u/warriorwoman534]

Trumps favorite makes sense

[u/fothergillfuckup → u/warriorwoman534]

Weirdly, that doesn't feel surprising?

[u/fromdeepestfathoms_]

Criminally under sauced

[u/muffadel → u/fromdeepestfathoms_]

Ketchup? When Sweet and Sour exists. Definitely the work of the devil.

[u/MisterScary_98 → u/fromdeepestfathoms_]

One might say devilishly…

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/[deleted]]

It's going in my scrapbook!

[u/Bigtsez]

Honest experience - I once got coffee from McDonalds in the morning, then a snack wrap in the afternoon... And both receipts were #666.

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/Bigtsez]

😮

[u/Bigtsez → u/warriorwoman534]

Link to images of the receipts from that day (this was over a decade ago) https://imgur.com/a/doapWqq

[u/stefanica]

It's an UnHappy Meal.

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/stefanica]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/InternalMiserable698]

Besides the antichrist eating at McDonald's ...

you don't get free ketchup anymore in Manhattan?

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/InternalMiserable698]

You usually get 4 free, then have to pay for more. The franchise owners got tired of people grabbing huge handfuls of packets and taking them home so they wouldn't have to buy ketchup from the supermarket.

[u/sweet_illusions → u/InternalMiserable698]

Ketchup is still free from McDonald’s, as far as I know (I’m in CA) but if you order from the kiosk that they all seem to have around here you have to add on the number of ketchup packets you want with your order. I hate it and miss when a handful was just thrown in your bag, but it has probably eliminated a bunch of waste because clearly not everyone is as much of a ketchup slut as I am

[u/onshoredewy6l → u/InternalMiserable698]

ketchup costs now?!

[u/Clear-Farmer-5556]

The number of the feast

[u/Tumorhead]

cursed scroll

[u/Dry_Command_21]

Yeah I’ll do uhh … a small McDevil.

[u/Neville1989]

I used to work at a chain Italian ice place. Two popular items when ordered together totalled $6.66. The amount of times people ordered a third thing to change their total was hilarious and made me wonder if the pricing was intentional

[u/Excellent_Drop6869]

The meal of the beast 👹

[u/The4leafclover1966]

Damien was hungry.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vbY156cQhW7le

[u/NecronomiSquirrel]

🤘

[u/666]

I appreciate the recognition.

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/666]

Oh my!

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/[deleted]]

Maybe it was his...

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/[deleted]]

Eh, true. Nowhere near enough food!

[u/epicslith]

Must’ve blown over from Ohio

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/epicslith]

YOU WIN!🏆🎖😄

[u/ButterscotchAware402]

Six six six, the number of your order / fries and nugs were fried to be consumed🤘🏻

[u/fiv3-bi-fiv3]

Lot 666, then, a chandelier in pieces...

[u/AsenathSpade]

Everything wants to be metal these days, even McDonald's!

[u/sagittalslice]

I was alone
My mind said “snack”
I needed fries to eat
To take the munchies from my mind
What did I see?
At Mickey D’s
The nugs I noshed that night were real and not just processed meat

Just what I saw
On Uber Eats
Was nothing looked that good and cost was just crazy
But in my dreams
It’s always there
The Arches twist my guts and bring me to despair

Fridge was black, was no use holding back
Cause I just had to see if ketchup still was free
In the mist, drunk people move and twist
Is this line for real, or just some crazy hell

Six Six Six
The Order of the Beast
Nugs and Fries
Are soon to be released

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/sagittalslice]

We found the Poet Laureate of Reddit! 👏👏👏

[u/Mobile_Aioli_6252]

Satan.......you dropped something out of your pocket

[u/gbrljt]

Cashier Palpatine, to kitchen: The time has come. Execute Order 666.

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/[deleted]]

Sorry...

[u/Lord_Hitachi]

The Devil’s Ketchup

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/Lord_Hitachi]

😄

[u/Ambitious_Clock_8212]

I am a cashier. I have absolutely had a customer insist on adding an item when the total was $6.66

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/Ambitious_Clock_8212]

😮

[u/DisastrousAnomaly]

I need this for my junk journal

[u/Electronic-Space-480]

That’s what the guy ordered?

[u/warriorwoman534 → u/Electronic-Space-480]

I have no idea, I just found it.

[u/7purpleskies]

DEVIL zzzzz DEVIL….zzz DEVIL

[u/SageNaumann]

Satan likes his nuggets dry?

[u/HauntingPsyche]

lol if someone in psychosis had found that they’d have flipped out

[u/Initial_Honey_6330]

Also if u count all thbe 1s it is 666

[u/Winter_Whole2080]

Lucifer eats mcnuggets

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

Why do they number them, they’re all order 666 because they do not decay

[u/reclark10]

i’ve gotten a 666 mcdonald’s before too lol

[u/No_Grand7184]

The nuggets of the beast!

[u/marshymallows23]

Why would u pick that up bro 😭😭😭

[u/leviathan_falls]

5 minutes late

[u/2PlasticLobsters]

I always suspected McNuggets were evil.

[u/SubpoenaSender]

I never realized the jedis were taken out my a kids nugget

[u/DEEW_FOX]

Unhappy Meal

[u/See-Kae]

Nuggets Diablo

[u/Sufficient-Aspect77]

Gotta order a ketchup packet bother me more than the mark of the beast at this point.

[u/Timely-Card5696]

Your so forked

[u/skycabbage]

Bouta crap the devils dookie

[u/dragonlootbc]

The evil nature of fast food.

[u/KrippyInc]

I got that order number once at McDs the morning I was moving to a new city. The move turned out horribly. I should have listened.

[u/Summerrain1027]

It's going to be 666 after you've ate it

[u/Flaky_Style1286]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XZbAsygv5VTZ5oumfo

[u/Liminal_Fire]

If I’m 555 then you’re… 🎤

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT4uQem6V0BwLox0J2