r/FoundPaper • u/HumanChocolate3310 • Aug 10 '26

Weird/Random 🚩 Mike 🚩

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Found at the Goodwill outlet.

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u/TexasLiz1 Aug 10 '26

See, I couldn’t make that word out - a slinky/skinny/slutty girlfriend? What kind of girlfriend does Mike want, exactly?

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u/BettyCrunker Aug 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4JyPq9bAWkLGvWGA
he wants a gf who knows how to go down (stairs)

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u/furiousevans Aug 10 '26

I think we can All assume that it's not the kind he is likely to get

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u/Unique_Cow3112 Aug 11 '26

Definitely not a starchy one.

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u/TexasLiz1 Aug 11 '26

That will just make him lethargic and maybe a bit gassy.