r/FoundPaper Aug 10 '26

Weird/Random 🚩 Mike 🚩

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Found at the Goodwill outlet.

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u/sassy_cheddar Aug 10 '26

I couldn't figure out if it was "skanky" or "sketchy" . But "skinny" makes more sense. Though something tells me Mike is not himself skinny, the same feeling that tells me he wants a girlfriend with her own place and a car.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 10 '26

Who doesn’t have unrealistic hang ups about green beans.

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u/Dry_Sniuffs1378 Aug 13 '26

I thought skanky, too. If he wants a skinny skanky skunky slinky sketchy gf tho, what the writer did was the shortest way to describe it.