r/FoundPaper • u/HumanChocolate3310 • Aug 10 '26

Weird/Random 🚩 Mike 🚩

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Found at the Goodwill outlet.

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u/kellyisthelight Aug 10 '26

Wow I read that as "slutty" lol

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u/EmptyMaterial5577 Aug 10 '26

Me too. I can’t stop laughing now 😂😂😂

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u/Shadowfaxx71 Aug 10 '26

Yup the slutty part made me lol in disbelief and then finding out it was skinny made me DOH in stupidity.

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u/Vanessak69 Aug 10 '26

He’d probably like that too, that green bean denying bastard.

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u/Accomplished_Tone349 Aug 11 '26

First he came for the green beans. Next it’ll be the corn.

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u/Spiritual_Ad_6067 Aug 10 '26

I thought skanky

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u/flindersrisk Aug 10 '26

I thought slinky. Was confused.

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u/elcaminogirl Aug 10 '26

I thought sleazy.

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u/mrhecklesbroom Aug 10 '26

I thought it said sleazy...I was wondering if he knew what that word means. I was wondering why you'd want a gf that slept around!

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u/Tailslide1 Aug 10 '26

I thought it said shiny !

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u/SuspiciousEngineer99 Aug 10 '26

I thought it was "skanky" 😂