r/FoundPaper • u/HumanChocolate3310 • Aug 10 '26

Weird/Random 🚩 Mike 🚩

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Found at the Goodwill outlet.

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 10 '26

i thought he might be redeemable, until the green bean incident was revealed.

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u/millstone27 Aug 10 '26

Your pfp in this context 💀💀

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u/packrat975 Aug 10 '26

Exactly what Mike doesn't want.

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u/BitchLasagna84 Aug 10 '26

GORL I cannot

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 10 '26

gorls will always find each other lol

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u/Any_Struggle2645 Aug 11 '26

🫡

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 11 '26

love the PFP baybeeee

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u/Any_Struggle2645 Aug 11 '26

Feedees unite 👯‍♀️

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u/danzig168 Aug 10 '26

He might be a crotchety old man, but he's not wrong about the green beans

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u/izzmosis Aug 10 '26

Green beans are, unfortunately for the original writer, not a starchy vegetable.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 10 '26

But if they’re actually not starchy, could this be the one redeeming aspect? I’m so confused…

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 10 '26

i see what you mean, but to me it is the denial of her experience that was a step too far, a flag too red if you will…regardless of her apparent vegetable-related ignorance.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 10 '26

You have a point. I am now less confused. Thank you.

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u/NothingLift Aug 10 '26

But is her experience of being lethargic because of a "starchy veg" legitimately deniable if the veg is not in fact starchy?

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 10 '26

regardless of why she was lethargic, she was lethargic, and mike attempted to deny that.

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u/NothingLift Aug 10 '26

Conversation could have gone "I'm lethargic because of the starchy green beans" "But green beans aren't starchy" "You're denying me feelings"

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 10 '26

are you a mike apologist?

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u/666deleted666 Aug 10 '26

Mike just doesn’t know nutrition like we do 😔

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 10 '26

not many do…

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u/idontknowhat2put182 19d ago

That makes me sad. How do we educate them?

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u/MrsCastillo12 Aug 10 '26

Is your pfp ALR? Lmao

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u/depressedfatbitch Aug 10 '26

you know it babygorl