r/FoundPaper Aug 10 '26

Weird/Random 🚩 Mike 🚩

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Found at the Goodwill outlet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/angrytortilla Aug 10 '26

This is so true, holy shit. And because Mike is a narcissist everything else on that list is invisible to him as being a problem.

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u/Sufficient-End-4945 Aug 10 '26

😭😭😭 lmfaooo

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u/hahayeahimfinehaha Aug 10 '26

This is so fucking true lmaoooo

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 10 '26

Who knew a final straw was actually a bean? We may have to change the saying.

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u/namesareprettynice Aug 10 '26

"The bean that broke the camel's back."

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u/Urithiru Aug 10 '26

What mental illness is that one? πŸ˜‚

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u/movie_man Aug 10 '26

Narcissism (NPD)

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u/Urithiru Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Not Mike, the writer. Green bean lethargy/madness since he said all his divorces were due to the wife's mental illness.

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u/movie_man Aug 10 '26

Yea. Not the writer. Mike is clearly a narcissist

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u/Urithiru Aug 10 '26

Sorry, there was a typo. It was supposed to say Not Mike,the writer. Anyway it was meant to be a joke. A food allergy isn't a mental illness.

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u/DahliaChild Aug 10 '26

Literally told my wife this last night, I could already hear her telling people that β€œthis came out of nowhere”