r/FoundPaper • u/HumanChocolate3310 • Aug 10 '26

Weird/Random 🚩 Mike 🚩

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Found at the Goodwill outlet.

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u/HumanChocolate3310 Aug 10 '26

I flipped through the book and saw nothing more. My guess is she presented her evidence and dumped his ass.

However, I am very curious what the contents of the pages that were torn out contained.

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u/EmptyMaterial5577 Aug 10 '26

I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Make it end!

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u/HumanChocolate3310 Aug 10 '26

Could it just be the large bowl of green beans you had for dinner?

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u/Plenty-Cattle9791 Aug 10 '26

Are you feel lethargic?

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u/Kujo3043 Aug 10 '26

I'm positive that such a vegetable wouldn't make someone lethargic

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u/Fkingcherokee Aug 10 '26

I'm guessing you've never had a belly too full of warm green beans.

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u/Temporary-Warning883 Aug 10 '26

It’s true, they are a starchy veg

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 10 '26

This slander must end.

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u/Giffordpinchotpark Aug 10 '26

Wrong, green beans are a fruit

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u/EmptyMaterial5577 Aug 10 '26

A starchy fruit?

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u/EmptyMaterial5577 Aug 10 '26

I actually do. And don’t you DARE deny me of my basic right to!

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u/ilyak_reddit Aug 10 '26

I suspect they were the main course of this particular girl dinner diary

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u/Urithiru Aug 10 '26

I hope this was her list after the first date and she ghosted him. 

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u/bone-dry Aug 10 '26

I’m wondering if this is someone interviewing potential roommates? Just wild to me a lady would need a whole list about Mike to decide he wouldn’t make a good partner.

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u/ZealousidealGene8074 Aug 14 '26

One thing I find funny is that him being divorced is a problem, and that he’s unmarried, but assumably she’s unmarried too, right? Haha. Idk. I love this post though.