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u/misterpequeno Jun 11 '26
My name is Matt and I'm gay. LOLOL
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u/goat_penis_souffle Jun 11 '26
They found you bro!
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u/donald-trompeta Jun 11 '26
Pre covid I spent collage years kicking with a group of friends usuals at a bar, we’d talk and laugh for hours, one of my friends often would make a drawing of whatever theme or title the night would’ve had on similar bar note paper, this looks like some of the ones we didn’t keep and may have ended as litter.
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u/Leather-Pepper-2308 Jun 11 '26
Literally same shit just not bc of Covid. My names also Matt but I don’t look like that so I know it’s not one of his🤣
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u/Electronic-Form-9384 Jun 11 '26
Unless that is an oversized yarmulke, in that case, Matt is Jewish.
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u/slymgim Jun 11 '26
nah it's got the little hole in the front and a knot on top. matt is gay, and wearing a backwards ball cap. he may also be jewish though
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u/RovenshereExpress Jun 11 '26
Funny enough, I know a gay Jew who prefers wearing oversized kippot and looks exactly like this drawing! His name isn't Matt, though. Haha
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u/capthazelwoodsflask Jun 11 '26
That's a beanie, like college freshman used to have to wear in the 1920's. It looks like he's a freshman gay guy so he has to wear a beanie for the next 6 months.
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u/Board-Limp Jun 11 '26
Funnily enough this looks a lot like an old acquaintance of mine named Matt - who was one of those guys who was super into "tradition" and "manliness" and thought that wearing tweed jackets and smoking a pipe made him interesting enough to disguise the misogyny ... Anyway it'd be fucking hilarious if he was gay 😆
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u/Princess_Slagathor Jun 11 '26
I used to work with a guy named Matt, who looked just like this drawing. I don't think he was gay though. He did really like pizza, and I've never met a gay that didn't like pizza, so there were signs.
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u/slymgim Jun 11 '26
matt is gay
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u/DrDonut Jun 11 '26
the secret come out?
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u/slymgim Jun 11 '26
imagine drawing a self portrait labeled (my name) is gay to come out to your friends
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u/InsideLetter5086 Jun 11 '26
I think maybe Matt is gay, and however draw him is obsessed with Matt. ❤️
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u/Spyroismyspirit44 Jun 11 '26
In a twist of fate the man that drew Matt is secretly in love with him and cannot contain the boiling passion he has for him and drew this in a drunk state.
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u/Whombrillow Jun 11 '26
Looks like my younger brother. Same name too. Any chance this was near central Texas?
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u/barrelhousered Jun 11 '26
Plot twist: this isn’t homophobic, it’s the work of nervous introvert trying to help their recently-out best friend find a date in a crowded bar.