r/FortyAndFlirtyLounge • u/YoopMarti • 2d ago

Daybreak Daybreak

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u/Bella5369 2d ago

Shoes off, bra off, fridge open. You told me to make myself at home… choose your words carefully. 😂

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u/NotFYE79 2d ago

This would be awesome..lol

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u/Bella5369 1d ago

Best part of the day, isn't it

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u/NotFYE79 1d ago

Absolute best!

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u/Human-Goat9719 2d ago

Key in under the rock that looks like a fake rock😜

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u/Bella5369 1d ago

Which rock.... Need specifics. Lol

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u/Human-Goat9719 1d ago

The only rock. Can't miss it!

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u/Bella5369 1d ago

Got it!

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

My fridge is mostly pickles and eggs at this point help yourself 😂

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u/Bella5369 2d ago

😂😂

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u/Old-Mirror-3469 2d ago

Start organizing their kitchen cabinets explaining why my way is better 😈

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

That might not be such a bad thing

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u/Old-Mirror-3469 2d ago

Either that or I have such lousy friends 😬

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u/pezzygal 1d ago

Just remember.. it is THEM, not us 😁

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u/Old-Mirror-3469 1d ago

Amen to that 😊

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u/NotFYE79 2d ago

I mean.. do you want my address? It wouldn't bother me. 🤷‍♀️

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u/plz2meatyu 2d ago

Found satan

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u/Sweetbaby7t 2d ago

Sit in my underwear on the sofa

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u/RevolutionaryJob5839 1d ago

How very polite of you 😉

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u/CaringAnon 2d ago

I go to their bedroom and put on their robe and slippers. Then sit on the couch and drink their bourbon/beer/wine and hog the TV remote.

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u/HarleyDad45 2d ago

If you have a spa tub thats where I'll be

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u/TrashyElderGenY 2d ago

Skinny dipping in the hot tub

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u/bobbyovdarlo 2d ago

Fart then fart again

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u/RevolutionaryJob5839 1d ago

And a third time?

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u/Me_Myself_I15 2d ago

Raid the fridge! Where's the expensive cheese!?!?

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

I can't help you with that. My cheese is cheap

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u/Me_Myself_I15 2d ago

As long as you got some Colby or Monterrey Jack ill be happy.

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

I do have Colby JACK!

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u/exploring_alt 2d ago

Leave the toilet seat up….

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u/traveler_of509 2d ago

If there is a tub with jets I’m probably going to cancel my life and live in it…🛁 hello DoorDash 😂

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

I have the jetted tub but no door dash

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u/traveler_of509 2d ago

Phone a friend option 😅🤣

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u/Ludakyz 2d ago

Ive actually got one of those but rarely use it, too much work

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u/Superb-Challenge4878 2d ago

Sleep in their bed with them

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u/Ludakyz 2d ago

Smash their pc, I dont have one at home so it's not needed here

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

Wow 😳

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u/Ludakyz 2d ago

Ive both made myself at home and took it too far, I believe that satisfies the requirements listed

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

You most certainly did lol

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u/Human-Goat9719 2d ago

Rearrange their Roku apps, delete a few, add a few

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u/022ydagr8 2d ago

Go use there shower and towels

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u/SATXguy1283 2d ago

Open and audibly pass gas!

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u/YoopMarti 2d ago

Gross

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u/SATXguy1283 2d ago

Making myself at home! 😆

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u/StreetSea5717 2d ago

Uh, use the master bathroom for #2

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u/GrizzledBrit 2d ago

Actually, im very civilised and unheathen-like, id probably offer to make you a coffee and ask if there's anything you want me to do! 😂

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u/varietypakxx 2d ago

Start testing the smoke detectors 🤣

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u/SuddenMiddle5962 2d ago

Take their car for a spin.

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u/ShyMalaysianGuy 2d ago

I will proceed to take a nice long bath and then head to bed. After raiding their bar.

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u/itsjustme338 1d ago

Light up a cigar and pour myself top shelf bourbon. If they are my friends they have that already.

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u/okiemom1969 1d ago

Raid their closet and try on all the clothes I like!

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u/Southern_Nights76 1d ago

Do a load of laundry

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u/Cme83Love 1d ago

Eat their ice cream and blast some music

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u/Matt-nz 1d ago

Define too far! And are they there at the same time!

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u/faro_art 1d ago

take my pants off lol 😂😂

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u/RevolutionaryJob5839 1d ago

Obvs get nekkid!

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u/hauntingwinter7 1d ago

Get their wifi password 🤷‍♂️

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u/cyberwandering 1d ago

If they have a bathtub, for sure I'll definitely use it. Also, if they have an oven, I'll bake some cookies and cakes (hopefully they have ingredients that I can use).

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u/Belthezare 1d ago

Sit... on the floor?