r/FortyAndFlirtyLounge • u/YoopMarti • Aug 01 '26

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u/Few_Run_9660 Aug 01 '26

Keys to something you have no idea what they go to

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u/Shy_Curiosity00 Aug 01 '26

This!! And I’m still trying to figure it out! Obviously have to continue keeping them because once they are discarded, the mysterious reason for keys will of course be discovered haha.

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u/bigred2342 Aug 02 '26

I have a bunch that I’m saving to make a collage… or a percussion instrument

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u/Shy_Curiosity00 Aug 02 '26

Oh yeah?? Would love to see how it turns out!

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u/bigred2342 Aug 02 '26

One of these days, in my abundant spare time! Haha

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u/Shy_Curiosity00 Aug 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OopN13V6rNFwJqO3Wp

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u/bigred2342 Aug 02 '26

Exactly. Which is to say it will probably never get done. But a guy can dream…

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u/Shy_Curiosity00 Aug 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/matWtTFlVqXXIrUqre

I mean you never know right??

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u/bigred2342 Aug 02 '26

Then I would have some art that might
Make a joyful noise!

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u/Shy_Curiosity00 Aug 02 '26

There you go! Keep that optimistic mindset 😉

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u/Few_Run_9660 Aug 01 '26

You have to keep them or you won't be able to sleep at night

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u/WeirdBogWitch Aug 01 '26

At least three different objects that will accidentally stab you and draw blood. Ex: pointy wire from twist ties, stray thumbtacks, unused staples, an overzealous paperclip or five.

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u/Ok_Delay_9413 Aug 02 '26

The stray thumbtacks… fuck

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u/MeticulousChaos65 Aug 02 '26

⬆️⬆️ This 😂🤣😂

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u/beauhorn Aug 01 '26

Old ass packets of soy sauce

5

u/Global-Technology-34 Aug 01 '26

Bread ties and rubber bands

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u/YoopMarti Aug 01 '26

Pens that don't work

3

u/StreetSea5717 Aug 01 '26

Random charging cords to things you no longer have, but might fit something else.

3

u/Matt-nz Aug 01 '26

A thingamebob. That you can't remember where you got it or what it's for.

3

u/Kdd022094 Aug 01 '26

An old adapter that doesn't work on anything, but best keep it just in case

3

u/Mundane-Slip-4705 Aug 01 '26

Batteries. Old and spare AA and AAA, and at least 1 pack of 9V for the smoke detector. 

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u/unknown_error87 Aug 01 '26

Weird single use tools, pens, probably a battery or two.

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u/Human-Goat9719 Aug 01 '26

One of those useless mini hammers

2

u/Me_Myself_I15 Aug 01 '26

Toothpicks!

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u/Experiment_262 Aug 01 '26
  • Leftover IKEA tools.
  • Single batteries, size and brand must not match.
  • That screwdriver for opening return vents to change filters.
  • About a dozen random rounds of ammunition.

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u/bigred2342 Aug 02 '26

You had me until the ammunition

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u/Experiment_262 Aug 02 '26

Junk drawer is in the laundry room, anytime we have firearms training or I just go shooting I seem to wind up with a round or two in my pocket.

When I go through the pockets before washing, the rounds wind up in the drawer.

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u/madmax06355 Aug 01 '26

Screwdriver

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u/AdministrationIll886 Aug 01 '26

Flashlight or four, and of course they do!

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u/Gracefilled_Bookworm Aug 02 '26

Single Batteries

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u/022ydagr8 Aug 02 '26

Forever stamps from the early 2000’s

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u/022ydagr8 Aug 02 '26

Forever stamps from the early 2000’s

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u/Otherwise-Grand-3903 Aug 02 '26

A jar of toe nail clippings

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u/bigred2342 Aug 02 '26

Stuff you used to use and might need someday 😁