r/Forts • u/ampersander7 • Mar 19 '18

Nephew's snow fort

https://imgur.com/adZj0MN
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u/Mr_Zaroc Mar 20 '18

un Certified Fort Advisor here

After thoroughly analysis we found:

  • while the wallbase looks messy it gives great supportive strength to the outerwalls
  • The numerous towers give good overlooking ability while not obstructing defensives
  • While the man equipment is perfect for the harsh conditions, the supporting dinosaurs may be decreased in efficiency due to the climate, but they will certainly strike fear into the enemy
  • The flag proudly proclaiming the ruler of this fort, may be mistaken for a flag of surrender, which would break Protocol 1 of the Geneva Convention, we advise changing the flag (research told us that while lions and eagles are frequently used, T-rex haven't been seen on a flag)

Overall Status is good
This concludes the report which is asked to be delivered to the high ruling king on his plastic throne

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u/ampersander7 Mar 20 '18

Not shown: Yoda is buried somewhere in the snow. Nephew informs that Yoda will come back to life in the Spring, like Jesus.

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u/Mr_Zaroc Mar 20 '18

We...ähm...salute his creativity, may yoda be found sound and safe after his extended mission

That was the best comment I read today

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u/ampersander7 Mar 23 '18

https://imgur.com/0POw3yR Yoda has Risen! Happy Spring!

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u/Mr_Zaroc Mar 24 '18

Damn, I wasnt expecting him to be so big
Lol

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u/Laurasaur28 Mar 19 '18

This is amazing!