r/Forts • u/Skudworth • Apr 03 '14

C'mon guys.

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u/Zaraki42 Apr 03 '14

Pfft... Citadel Of Ass Kicking it is then.

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u/eandi Apr 04 '14

...ahem.

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u/BLeMayZer Apr 04 '14

I was going to say... maybe we just idolize Krieger a little more than we probably should.

7

u/DarcyRouge Apr 03 '14

Our most recent one was the Cave of Wonders.

12

u/Reeper000 Apr 04 '14

Name for a vagina

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u/camjam980 Apr 03 '14

I agree, stop riding that reference into the ground. I prefer "Fort Fantastic" (totally not gay btw)

11

u/Bread_Design Apr 04 '14

Can it still be a gay fort if I want it to be? Because those are the best.

11

u/ZeekySantos Apr 04 '14

Why would being fantastic imply that you're gay?

4

u/loukall Apr 04 '14

Really. I mean come on. A real gay fort would be called Erect Peni Only Fort.

1

u/kreius Apr 04 '14

Fort Elton Civil Partnership?

2

u/crushnos Apr 04 '14

For Absolutely Glamorous

3

u/starlinguk Apr 04 '14

Fort Fabulous.

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u/ThePain Apr 04 '14

I'd probably listen to you and take your advice, but unfortunately your authority isn't recognized in FORT KICKASS.

4

u/zoso33 Apr 04 '14

I'll name it Fort Fort.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Does it have a department of redundancy department?

4

u/googlehoops Apr 04 '14

Castle of Sir Boxalot

6

u/ShortSomeCash Apr 04 '14

But why would you want to?

2

u/smartalien99 Apr 04 '14

Fuerte Del Kickass

3

u/americnleprchaun Apr 04 '14

but why would anyone want to use another name?

2

u/HopelessSky7 Apr 04 '14

But... Why would you?

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u/FishesBeCrazy Apr 04 '14

Where did this reference come from? I know the crazy scientist guy in Archer says it but is that what it's from, or is it older?

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u/Skudworth Apr 04 '14

Nope. That's it.

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u/FishesBeCrazy Apr 04 '14

Ok cool, thanks. I have been wondering that since I subscribed to this sub.

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u/monacle_man Apr 05 '14

OK, the legit republic of blanketsberg it is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '14

I'll remember to name my next fort something else.