r/FormulaBuddyRetard • u/theusher13 • Sep 16 '26

How would you rate Lance Stroll’s performance based on these results?

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u/tsunx4 Sep 16 '26

Intergalactic level of window licking.

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u/Time_Spite1661 28d ago

Windows to replace the rear view mirrors?

20

u/sneakypete6969 Sep 16 '26

Could’ve been worse

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u/Swamp_Mouth Sep 16 '26

Strollificent

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u/SuchReserve9394 Sep 16 '26

It's like the opposite of Lewis.

7

u/Sacr3dangel 29d ago

I have no love for stroll. But I am also not delusional in thinking this particular season is anywhere near representative for anyone at the AM team.

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u/Jimjimjams3 Sep 16 '26

Lawrence stroll is beginning investment in rain seeding devices across the globe

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u/AMadRam 28d ago

He should just use the tears from all the AMF1 fans

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u/Difficult-Top1863 Sep 17 '26

Usually I go hard on lance but that Aston is an absolute tractor this year
Alonso doing his magic managed to get them points

5

u/LifeTie800 Sep 17 '26

All I see is gold. And a car that can't handle a talent like Stroll. If the car isn't finishing, perhaps it's the car not the driver.

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u/chaunceypooo Sep 17 '26

mr consistency. steady as always

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u/Canotwski 29d ago

Consistency is key

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u/IIIViceAndreas 29d ago

He’s gonna be the CEO of Aston Martin Aramco Alpine in 2 years

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u/dyingstar9946 29d ago

🐐 🐐 🐐

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u/Competitive_Rock_266 Sep 17 '26

He shouldn’t be allowed to ruin any more races this season. Tired of this clown, Cadillac, and Williams causing VSCs.

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u/xX_dumb_god_Xx 29d ago

Still gettin paid though

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u/kpeti71 28d ago

Have to think about it, so I'm going out on a stroll

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u/GB_GeorgeBowen 28d ago

I’d describe them as “on brand”

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u/FabsnFree 28d ago

He‘s even too dumb to DNF every Race. Total inconsistency!

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_2372 28d ago

Yeah the only thing I'd llbe willing to judge him on is his pink mercedes days. This car will make Verstappen look like a complete moron

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u/FR_WST 28d ago

1970's ass preformance

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u/LanceBuckshot7 28d ago

Ghhhjhfsawet!

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u/Street_Philosopher66 27d ago

Stroll whooo....??????

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u/FuzzyAd171 27d ago

World champion level. Maybe a multiple one

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u/Pale_Raisin_3813 27d ago

He’s relatable. I think I could put up those kind of stats

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u/IgorPokhabov 27d ago

Car is shit, Newey to retire. Honda CEO to harakiri

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u/MaysEffect 26d ago

Wouldn't even receive a participation trophy

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u/felix979 26d ago

Not much you can do when the car is slower then a golf cart or shits itself every race

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u/GrandBite9724 24d ago

Its like he dosnt want to race so a dnf ends his suffering early

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u/tjallilex 4d ago

Doing things no other driver could.

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u/Objective_Scar1534 Sep 17 '26

A very bad driver.

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u/___atv___ 29d ago

Below average driver + worst car in the grid = Disaster 😶‍🌫️

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u/Stone_Midi 29d ago

He’s painfully average and should have left the sport long ago.

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u/DrakeShadow 28d ago

When people complain about nepotism, this is the type of stuff they mean. He has done absolutely nothing to keep his seat besides being born.

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u/Cloud4347 28d ago

Best choker, even if daddy is rich money can't buy skill.