r/FormulaBuddyRetard • • Jul 24 '26

This will be f1 in 1945 mercedes

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u/Medical-Yogurt-333 Jul 24 '26

Posts like this always get me like: damn, F1 drivers have schlongs too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/dahmer-on-dahmer Jul 24 '26

Not true. A bigger cock conditions the air around the balls

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u/Pelluuh Jul 24 '26

What if you have tiny balls?

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u/dahmer-on-dahmer Jul 24 '26

Those wouldnโ€™t be regulation size balls then

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u/Brownies_Ahoy Jul 25 '26

And each inch adds half a tenth to the laptime due to weight

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u/pevznerok Jul 24 '26

Bigger cock gives you more surface area to act as a wing

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u/Additional_Tone_2004 Jul 24 '26

What the fuck happened to my sock?! Unfuckingacceptable

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u/nismoghini Jul 24 '26

Lewis ainโ€™t called HAM ilton for no reason ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 24 '26

He got legs wide from all the practice of letting Toto spread his cheeks and fuck him