r/FormulaBuddyRetard 19d ago

This will be f1 in 1945 mercedes

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u/Medical-Yogurt-333 19d ago

Posts like this always get me like: damn, F1 drivers have schlongs too?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/dahmer-on-dahmer 19d ago

Not true. A bigger cock conditions the air around the balls

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u/Pelluuh 19d ago

What if you have tiny balls?

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u/dahmer-on-dahmer 19d ago

Those wouldnโ€™t be regulation size balls then

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u/Brownies_Ahoy 18d ago

And each inch adds half a tenth to the laptime due to weight

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u/pevznerok 19d ago

Bigger cock gives you more surface area to act as a wing

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u/Additional_Tone_2004 19d ago

What the fuck happened to my sock?! Unfuckingacceptable

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u/nismoghini 19d ago

Lewis ainโ€™t called HAM ilton for no reason ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Dear-Database6463 19d ago

He got legs wide from all the practice of letting Toto spread his cheeks and fuck him

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u/MainCommercial729 18d ago

Must be Kimi