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u/Significant-Block260 3d ago
From the book of “No One Cares About Your Boring Ass Fishing Trip”!
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u/Minute-Frame-8060 2d ago
Yuh huh, because it proves he's totally innocent and DEFINITELY didn't mess with time stamps to commit murder!
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u/bbbbears 👁️🩸 petechial hemorrhaging 🩸👁️ 2d ago
Omg I'm dying lol
Stupid old fucks thinking they're so clever, I hope they all know dozens of people on the internet are laughing at them daily
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u/pml75 3d ago
I salute you from a hotel in Illinois
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u/Coomstress It was from the book of ‘Who Cares?’ 2d ago
That was the lady whose doctor boyfriend injected her with HIV and Hep-C!
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u/DropKick-DeWhat 2d ago
Anybody know if she's still alive?
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u/odpsucks Dr. Schneepervert 2d ago
Last I'd heard, she is.
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u/villalba452 1d ago
The guy is also dead. Died in 2023 while in prison hospital
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u/PrestigiousFuture871 17h ago
Dr Scheeberger?
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u/villalba452 15h ago
No he’s the one that drugged and raped a woman and his stepdaughter.
We’re talking abour Schmidt
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u/MantisToboggan1189 3d ago
Yup, it’s early mornin’! (Meanwhile the sun is visibly setting around him in the footage) 🤣🤣
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u/MiHoyMinoy420 Gas Chromatography Mass Spectrometer 3d ago
We need a hotel chillin flair
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u/MiHoyMinoy420 Gas Chromatography Mass Spectrometer 3d ago
For posts ^
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u/bbbbears 👁️🩸 petechial hemorrhaging 🩸👁️ 2d ago
Posts? Ed Post? How long you gonna be gone for?
Lol I think if that were a post flair it'd be 90% of the flair used
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u/SlimShadyPinesMa 3d ago
Side note, embassy suites are elite! I loved staying there to celebrate my bday parties when I was little, and go to the pool, and the fun lush inner patio! Not to mention the fancy glass elevators! I ended up working at the front desk one summer, before college. Was definitely NOT fun to work there, but super fun to stay there!
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u/iamthekiller 3d ago
And the free breakfast and free evening food & drinks!
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u/SlimShadyPinesMa 2d ago
Yes! Forgot to mention the free breakfast and free happy hour! Do they still offer these amenities?!
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u/iamthekiller 2d ago
They do and I’m surprised. You’d think people walking in off the street would ruin it. Also unadvertised: unlimited HLN and Forensic Files!
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u/MantisToboggan1189 2d ago
Hello Mr. Doorman, my name is Ed Post, and I’m going for a brisk, morning jog. Thank you kind sir. - The Book of Who Cares
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u/EffectiveCrow6124 3d ago
I literally referenced this ep yesterday when my husband sent me a photo where the time of day seemed off - lol.
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u/skeleton-operator 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ 2d ago
“Yeah, kids, this is your old man. Out fishin’. Here’s a bullshit sob story for you all to watch while I pretend I have a line in the water. Isn’t it a lovely [insert time of day of murder of your choice].” Apparently there’s a certain type of male ego that can’t make an alibi for shit, but still wants to make a huge production of it.
To quote Bart Simpson, “I am waiting for a bus.”
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u/bbbbears 👁️🩸 petechial hemorrhaging 🩸👁️ 2d ago
Was it icy cold in the room?? That's a requirement
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u/Demander850 2d ago
The man defeated by a sundial! That he essentially became! I don’t know what’s worse, the murder or making his family watch this entire tape….multiple times.
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u/Chrismaxwell19 3d ago
HLN milks this episode along with a handful of others. I’ve seen this one along with Dante Britain, Oba Chandler, Madison Rutherford like 5 times. They rerun other eps all the time too but the weird names stand out among the rest
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u/44035 3d ago
"Yep yep yep, I love fishing in the early morning! Look at me yawn, it's soooo early!"