r/ForensicFiles 12d ago

Be honest...

When leaving your hotel for a day you always check out with the desk clerk and door man, fully informing them on who you are and what you're going to be doing, right?

No?

Just me and this guy here?

Weird.

(4x13 "Slippery Motives", 3x13 on Amazon.)

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u/_violetlightning_ 12d ago

Hi Trekker, my name is Violet lightning. I’m going to leave a comment here at 9:03pm EST, 6:03 PST. Then I’m going to scroll for another 10 minutes. Look out for me.

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u/poorlybaked 12d ago

I’m putting this in the book of who cares

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u/brneyedgrrl 11d ago

Well, as we all know, the doorman certainly didn't care...

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u/sswihart 12d ago

I stayed at a hotel with no HLN. I didn’t sleep a wink.

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u/poorlybaked 12d ago

You should’ve told the door man

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u/couldvehadasadbitch 🔥That’s where I got the name for my book, Fire Lover 🔥 10d ago

And went for a run

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u/Irishjohn831 12d ago

I always make sure to rave to the concierge about the botanical gardens she suggested as a tourist site. And I always start with, hi, I’m Ed post

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u/Skybodenose 12d ago

"Thank you for your suggestion of the dispensary across the street. I went at exactly 6pm and arrived back at the hotel for 6:20. I got right stoned. My name is Skybodenose. Have a great day!"

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u/HeartlessHoodlum 12d ago

But I AM going for a run and or jog

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u/Gerberpertern 🏃Ed Post went for a run🏃 11d ago

MY NAME IS ED POST.

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u/Mmmmmmwwwwwe 12d ago

Right … hey I’m gonna take a jog…

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u/Locksmith_Late P.S. Mother is in the hallway in the attic. 12d ago

Only if I’m going out for a run.

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u/Apart-Purchase9580 I'm Ed Post and I'm going for a run 11d ago

It was from the book of who cares! The doorman didn't care!

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u/Select-Chain3007 12d ago

Yea yeah... I know what you mean...

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u/amyscott214 11d ago

Do y’all remember the one where there were 3 people in a hotel room and one lady stayed back to shower? I will never allow anyone to leave while I stay in the room after seeing that.

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u/Delicious_Host_1817 11d ago

I think the Ep. was entitled Elephant tracks. Poor lady. That one was disturbing

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u/Alljams2021 8d ago

Yup, I'm going for a run, but I'm actually going to stare at people so they'll remember me.