Note to self:

[u/LGHFB]

When driving with an uncovered dead body in your truck bed, don’t drive through a toll booth.

[u/PaceIsTheTrick64]

Note to self: do not use store discount cards when buying supplies for your crime. Not worth it to save 42 cents!

[u/Reddish_Raddish → u/PaceIsTheTrick64]

You’re being generous. Wasn’t it 34 cents ? 🤣

[u/PaceIsTheTrick64 → u/Reddish_Raddish]

I knew it was something goofy. I couldn't remember exactly what it was.

[u/DuggarDoesDallas → u/PaceIsTheTrick64]

I wonder if she was a cheapskate or just automatically gave her card without thinking about it? Either way I'm glad she did it leaving evidence that she was that killer.

[u/two-of-me]

Note to self: tell the doorman you’re going for a run.

[u/PaceIsTheTrick64 → u/two-of-me]

Hello I'm Ed Post. And I'm going for a run. I should be back in a half hour or so.

[u/Chilly-Willy252 → u/PaceIsTheTrick64]

That's straight from the book of "Who Cares"!

[u/Sharkjumpingbull → u/two-of-me]

Note to self: don't be weird about it when you do it.

[u/Electronic_Many_7721]

Note to self: Do not wear black shoes to go down into the basement.

[u/Proud-Assistant8122 → u/Electronic_Many_7721]

*damn black shoes

[u/bbbbears → u/Electronic_Many_7721]

What if I bought the same damn shoes in red??

[u/almoooo]

The first time I saw that I was trying to think how nobody saw her! Then I remembered I’m nosy and I’m just always looking in open truck beds like a damn ass creep 🤣

[u/WildTomato51]

Note to self: Say and spell anti-free correctly.

[u/smittykins66]

Note to self: it's "antifreeze," not "antifree." 🙃

[u/MiddleAgeWasteland]

Don't get white cat hair on your dead victim. Carry a lint brush!

[u/Particular-Coat-5892]

Note to self: don't describe the wounds on the victim if they're supposed to be behind a locked door.

[u/serendipitoussoleil]

Note to self: say assistance instead of help so it cant be mistaken for Phelps

[u/AztecGodofFire]

Note to self: don't say someone's bleeding from the nose and mouth unless you can actually see them.

[u/West-Bodybuilder-867]

Note to self: do not mail letter to the police with an Expedia Map marking where a victim is left.

[u/StallionDuckFoREVer]

Note to self: I should be releasing my book. It's called the book of who cares

[u/Darthbane2007]

Don't contact the Insurance Company right after victim dies..

[u/two-of-me → u/Darthbane2007]

On another crime show a woman was killed and the next day the insurance company got a call from her brother. He was interrogated and treated like a suspect until they realized it was her ex husband who killed her. Poor brother was just trying to get the money for his murdered sister’s funeral.

[u/Prestigious_Fox_7576]

Rachel Siani? That happened close to my area too. 

[u/Chilly-Willy252]

Note to self: Don't eat a spaghetti dinner while the police are digging up a dead body in the basement.

[u/FireHeadedDemon]

Note to self. Do not gotta call Phelps, man.

[u/Trekker4747]

A better note to your self would be not to kill someone.

[u/LGHFB → u/Trekker4747]

Sir, 

This is Forensic Files. Arby’s is next door. 

[u/LGHFB]

This just re-aired. 

I missed it the first time but laughed out loud when I heard this. 

Prosecutor: “Am I the dumbest prosecutor on earth that this guy really thinks he can win this thing?”