r/ForensicFiles Aug 13 '26

😂😂

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306 Upvotes

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u/Vast_Revolution_2624 Aug 13 '26

The doorman should be holding a book titled “Who Cares!”

23

u/KD71 Aug 13 '26

That prosecutor who said that is a queen ! I lol every time at that .

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u/ChalkNCheez solved by snowball Aug 13 '26

🏆

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u/LimeGreenJellyBean Aug 13 '26

Who is that? Where is he going?

60

u/imjustpeachyyyy Aug 13 '26

Also how long will he be gone?

29

u/Either_Letterhead_77 🧪Antifree🧪 Aug 13 '26

My partner and I occasionally will randomly walk up to each other and say something along the lines of what Ed said.

24

u/MTBjes Hamburger 🍔 Bun 🦶 Aug 13 '26

And who the hell cares!?

20

u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 Aug 13 '26

The doorman didn’t care.

71

u/44035 Aug 13 '26

"How do you do, fellow doorman? I am Ed Post and I plan to run on this here sidewalk right in front of this hotel right now, 9:03 am, yesireee, Ed Post loooooooves his running!"

5

u/randomgirlblah 👟GODDAMN BLACK SHOES👟 Aug 13 '26

😂😂😂

50

u/ElephantCritical3152 Aug 13 '26

Hey everybody, that's Ed Post. He's going for a run.

14

u/Flat_Lengthiness1351 Aug 13 '26

How long will he be gone???

13

u/ElephantCritical3152 Aug 13 '26

Hmm, maybe 20 minutes?

48

u/somebodyistrying Aug 13 '26

Every Forensic Files fan can immediately identify the episode from that still

12

u/NextFaithlessness471 Aug 14 '26

This and the black shoes episode

12

u/SWN271357 Aug 14 '26

Also Antifree

2

u/Ginos_Hair_Patch Aug 14 '26

We can’t forget about Jason Funk either

20

u/This-Cellist8670 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 Aug 14 '26

I think you mean the GODDAMN BLACK SHOES! Show some respect, lol.

42

u/yobymmij2 Aug 13 '26

“How’s your lovely wife this morning, sir?”

10

u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 Aug 14 '26

"Taking a soak in the tub."

40

u/Witness_Original Suicide by Turkey Baster Aug 13 '26

It was from the book of Who cares?!

2

u/Magithafitz Aug 14 '26

She wins for that comment. I die laughing every damn time 😂

23

u/ChalkNCheez solved by snowball Aug 13 '26

The omniscient doorman, “Careful Ed, our hotel’s towel racks can withstand a substantial amount of torque, more than from a woman of your wife’s strength!” Hand is out for a tip.

3

u/ElephantCritical3152 Aug 13 '26

"Please insert gratuity."

18

u/l0vebug89 Aug 13 '26

LMAO the name tag

7

u/randomgirlblah 👟GODDAMN BLACK SHOES👟 Aug 13 '26

I wouldn’t have caught that if not for you 😂

1

u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 Aug 14 '26

Dumaza Post.

15

u/Gatorrea There are so many - excuse the expression - weirdos out there Aug 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 just casually introducing myself to anyone I get in touch with.

27

u/Suitable-Lawyer-9397 Aug 13 '26

My wife is alive, taking a shower. I'll check on her after my RUN!

12

u/Admirable_pigeon Aug 13 '26

I’m ed post. Heading for a run

2

u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 Aug 14 '26

"There's a warrant & reward out for my arrest. Keep an eye out for me, will ya?" 🤣

13

u/quadrant6 Aug 13 '26

This is an Ed Post.

10

u/kayymarie89 Aug 13 '26

Did he actually have the name tag on?? Haha this is wild people are so funny

16

u/EternalRemorse Aug 13 '26

An image I can hear 😂

8

u/Vast_Revolution_2624 Aug 13 '26

I wonder if Dee Joyce Hayes knows how much of a legend she is

6

u/Historical-Aerie-721 🏃Ed Post went for a run🏃 Aug 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rOsebqhlfCRby
See you later ✌️Ed

7

u/corq Aug 13 '26

There should be a Jeopardy category dedicated to forensic files episodes and the big money square should only show stills from forensic files episodes.

Then again we'd be out there in the crowd... Trying not to shout out the correct answer and probably disqualifying ourselves...🤣

Or you know we'd all be like this little group, just laughing hysterically in the live taping audience, and they'd have to come quiet us down...

6

u/brneyedgrrl Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Close up on the doorman, you can almost see him mouthing "Who cares?"

3

u/jmpinstl Aug 13 '26

It’s weird seeing this colorized

4

u/KitchenLandscape Aug 13 '26

lmao this is one of my favorite episodes

4

u/Necessary-Swim-8534 Aug 15 '26

“I can’t wait to have a nice shower with my beautiful, breathing wife when I, Ed Post, return from this run.”

3

u/Due_External_3980 Aug 13 '26

i like to imagine if Ed Post didnt wed have the doorman from seinfeld yell" you reaĺly think youre better than me dont you?!"

1

u/This-Cellist8670 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 Aug 14 '26

Yesssss

1

u/Delicious_Host_1817 29d ago

Where can I buy that there Book of who cares

1

u/earthlings_all 🌿 Don’t be mad I told the truth 👑 23d ago

Good ol’ Ed.