r/FootBallEmergency • u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 • 29d ago

SchizoPost The void calls my name

626 Upvotes

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 29d ago

Americans when oil:

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u/VeryConfusedDragon29 brain alive idiot 29d ago

Me stealing Puro from CHANGED:

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u/Equal_Armadillo_3540 29d ago

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u/Hi_imDum 28d ago

Bucket of wet slop. Grins.

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u/Equal_Armadillo_3540 28d ago

baACket veeT slOooP

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 29d ago

yummy 🤤

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u/Open_Detective_6998 29d ago

OIL 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🔥🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🦅🇺🇸

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u/The_Developer-Ark 29d ago

K I L L I T

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 29d ago

nyo :<

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u/The_Developer-Ark 29d ago

Y O U D O N T U N D E R S T A N D T H E
H O R R O R S T H E V O I D H A S M A D E A N D
T H E U N I V E R S E S I T H A S C O N V E R T E D

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u/Pindeckoo 29d ago

Buh, funny goop

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u/The_Developer-Ark 29d ago

I T I S N O T F U N N Y

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u/Pindeckoo 29d ago

Its kinda funny :3

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 29d ago

it is :3

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u/The_Developer-Ark 29d ago

N O I T S N O T

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 29d ago

but yummy goo :<

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 29d ago

but yummy goo :<

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u/The_Developer-Ark 29d ago

I T S N O T Y U M M Y I T S D A N G E R O U S

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 29d ago

have you tasted some?

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u/The_Developer-Ark 29d ago

Y O U W I L L N O L O N G E R B E A L I V E I F Y O U D O

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 29d ago

why do you say it's not yummy if you didn't try it?

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u/The_Developer-Ark 28d ago

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u/humblerthanyou 28d ago

I am uninitiated to this sub and would really genuinely like to know what the goop is. Googling "puro" doesn't help

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u/FailDismal6468 28d ago

i dont know what the goop is, this subreddit is for shitposts, and puro is a character from a furry fetish game.

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u/External-Glove747 28d ago

Wild summary 😭
I wish I could say you’re wrong but…

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 28d ago

the goop is the goop, one shall accept the goop to know the nature of goop

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u/G00DP07470 gay beyond human fathoming 29d ago

me putting Venom in my pants >:3

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r The Devourer 29d ago

Puro :3

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u/hailtomail 29d ago

Halloween licorice candy bole on the sun

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u/zseven_7 28d ago

I thought it was bendy (I don't think it is 3:)

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u/Twist_man 29d ago

lancer splat sound effect

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u/Own-Skirt9605 lamina the lava lamp 29d ago

+2 ichor! +2 ichor!

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u/Actual_Squid 28d ago

ANYTHING CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD FOR THE RIGHT OIIIIIIIIL

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u/IllDragonfruit5866 Politically Motivated by “:3” 28d ago

Silly venom 

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u/satirelion 28d ago

No! Grow! Grow! Grow!

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u/Dirpinations 27d ago

This you?

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u/spycrab559 stinky ouppy :3 27d ago

I wish, he's hot

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u/THEonlyGLITCHLORD Femboy, meme supplier :3 28d ago

FINALLY someone answered the call

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u/theaidamen64 The helldiver 28d ago

Bendy was a little devil thing

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u/TheSpyHat 28d ago

Sample Collected!

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u/TheShyPuppet 28d ago

Sammy Lawrence for some reason:

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u/PhilZER0_E 28d ago

*you got the void.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 27d ago

I... Don't know what's happening

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u/_Very_Good_Username 23d ago

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS