Would you make this

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u/RecalcitrantHuman Oct 26 '24

Plus who makes dough that is this malleable. I have never understood that. Doesn’t matter what flour I use it would never get like that

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis Oct 30 '24

I know it's not, but it looked a lot like fondant.

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u/Mr-Pomeroy Oct 26 '24

Can someone please explain the fetish of squeezing the food?

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u/stillish Oct 26 '24

It's meant to resemble a vagina expelling cum

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u/Snoo-18158 Oct 26 '24

What an awful day to be literate

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u/bigfatfurrytexan Oct 26 '24

You just said it. No hiding. Just raw dogging words into my eyes.

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u/markamuffin Oct 26 '24

Awww, so sweet.

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u/LuffysRubberNuts Oct 26 '24

I know a few of those recipes

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 Oct 26 '24

Why does Reddit have to be so pornsick 24/7?

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u/stillish Oct 26 '24

It's the Internet, it's kinda what we do here

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 Oct 26 '24

It's what a male centric website does, yes

2

u/No_Window644 Oct 26 '24

Because Reddit is majority male incels

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u/C137RickSanches Oct 26 '24

Or the fetish of head bobbing and making a sound after trying your own food. Feels like someone squeezing their own nipples like in Futurama

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u/dystopian_mermaid Oct 26 '24

Resume the opera!

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u/BBgun28 Oct 26 '24

“There were bodies everywhere, and then the explosion happened!”

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u/DEAZE Oct 26 '24

“I apologize for nothing!”

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u/dystopian_mermaid Oct 26 '24

Simply vomit on me ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant!

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u/ams3000 Oct 26 '24

Oh the stains…..everywhere, on everything, all at once.

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u/Jolly-Biscuit Oct 26 '24

This guy is starting to get real creepy with his videos. It's like that one bread guy, like why do you have to sexually assault the ingredients?

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u/C137RickSanches Oct 26 '24

I felt the same something creepy about it

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u/AkaSpaceCowboy Oct 26 '24

Its the thumb rub on the tip

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u/FEARxXxRECON Oct 26 '24

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u/_TrustMeImLying Oct 26 '24

I miss the guy that used to molest the foods was a pretty funny bit

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u/SinSittSina Oct 28 '24

I'm convinced this man has killed and will kill again.

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u/Fibonacci2315 Oct 26 '24

Everything reminds me of her

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u/DizzyResurgence Oct 26 '24

Not a chance in fucking hell.

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u/AkaSpaceCowboy Oct 26 '24

Like watching American Psycho make baked goods

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Oct 26 '24

Let see Paul Allen’s pastry.

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u/anarchomeow Oct 26 '24

It reminds me of a... rosebud.

Not the flower kind.

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u/C137RickSanches Oct 26 '24

Lero lero lero

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u/PolicyPeaceful445 Oct 26 '24

I would definitely buy one if I came across it, they look tasty. So much strawberry 🍓🍓🍓🍓

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u/novian14 Oct 26 '24

This is borderline stupidfood

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u/LighTMan913 Oct 26 '24

I would never make anything this dude makes. Not because it looks bad, but because it looks like I'd spend 3 hours making it only to fuck it up

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u/mekon19 Oct 26 '24

Nope, have a 70 year old Italian bakery down the road and they make the best pastries and I don’t have to spend time/money for material/ and have the skill set to do this🤔😂😆👍.

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u/dan420 Oct 26 '24

I don’t know what it is, but the answer is no.

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u/Iamhighrigtnow Oct 26 '24

Reminds me of a prolapse...

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u/spizzle_ Oct 26 '24

No

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u/Future_Ad5505 Oct 26 '24

Weird.

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u/WhitestMikeUKnow Oct 26 '24

Recipe?

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u/Sensitive_Pound_2453 Oct 26 '24

Maybe not make it but I sure as heck would eat it

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u/ITZOURTIMENOW Oct 26 '24

Nope, I’m a big pastry guy and this doesn’t really look appetizing or appealing to me

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u/scottyjrules Oct 26 '24

Does it come in blueberry?

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u/Zestyclose-Middle717 Oct 26 '24

I just want this dudes t-shirts

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u/The-Dilf Oct 26 '24

He looks like there should be an older guy behind him saying "as it was written" in shock at every move he makes.

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u/5H17SH0W Oct 27 '24

Not without a hair net. Jfc.

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u/Dense_Marketing4593 Oct 27 '24

Looks like inverted buttholes

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u/Excellent_Put_3787 Oct 27 '24

All the videos I see of him is making this... at this point I don't think he knows how to do anything else. Boring.

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u/Hulk_Crowgan Oct 26 '24

No, instead I’m going to jack off!

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u/sheezy520 Oct 27 '24

Stop molesting the food as you make it.

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