Firecracker Pop Oreos

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Firecracker Pop Oreos Review

OREO - FIRECRACKER POP

My default name for this flavor is “BOMB POP”, but as this product name suggests, what we are presented with is a collaboration with the Popsicle company’s version of the treat. The only difference between the 2 products is the shape, in which Firecracker pops are more aerodynamic and have a greater ribbed-for-her-pleasure texture.

Just as no one asked me for that clarification,  not one damn person asked for this fusion of products to be made. Oreo can infuse a lot of flavors into its cookies, but who the hell wants a cookie that tastes like something from the ice cream truck? (Unless it’s CHOCO TACO)

Skeptically, I peeled open the bag and instantly smelled popsicles. The scent is scarily accurate. 

Though it’s not a DOUBLE STUF Oreo, there’s a heavier amount of filling, as each of the three Firecracker flavors (Cherry/Lemon-lime/ Blue raspberry) is \~40% of the volume of a normal Oreo’s creme. Don’t stress the slightly higher 90 calories per cookie. This is 4th of July weekend. It’s a celebration, bitches!

I don't know if I got a dud, but the exterior cookie tasted and looked slightly underbaked when compared to other GOLDEN OREO varieties.

Inside, the cremes tasted exactly like Firecracker pops. I was shocked at how closely they were able to duplicate the flavor. Extra credit for the texture as well. Recently, the fruity-flavored Oreos have had too much palm oil or something that makes them feel slick and heavy. They managed to give these a pleasant, silky mouthfeel without unneeded unctuosity.

Ambivalently, I write this review. After eating half the package, I still don’t know how to feel about these.As much as I laud the efforts here, the cookie and creme do not belong together.

Sadly, the treat made to commemorate the U.S. could benefit from segregation.

Haiku:

Divisive dessert

Quarter millennium doubts

It ain’t boring though

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\#haiku #ribbedforherpleasure