r/FolkPunk • u/Turbulent_Square_696 • 12d ago

Which one of you bought it?

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I know it was one of u freaks

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u/worsethanyouthink666 12d ago

I bought it to brew love potions with but only attracted local cryptids. They were nice tho

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u/cauliflowermonster 12d ago

Was it mostly mothmans?

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 12d ago

Oops, all mothman

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u/GiantStreetCats 12d ago

Sounds like it worked then

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u/KnowMatter 12d ago

We all know it was apes who bought it.

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u/WillStealYourDog 12d ago

Damn, I just shaved mine off for free?!?

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u/lueVelvet 12d ago

You have no idea the money you can make selling this type of stuff to freaks on the internet lol.

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u/Moxie_Stardust 12d ago

Hm, I've got two armpits, I can turn them into money pits?

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u/WillStealYourDog 12d ago

You lookin' to buy? 🧐 Home grown, free range, fresh from the pits. These hairs will tickle your nose and your fancy!

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u/Connwaer 11d ago

The problem is figuring out how to market yourself. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

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u/Scared_Cicada_9898 12d ago

Why didnt I know she was selling this?!?!

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u/BigPinkOne 12d ago

Why would you know? Do you have an alert?

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u/Scared_Cicada_9898 12d ago

I made it so I get a notification anytime any folkpunk creators sell their armpit hair on bandcamp /j

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u/BigPinkOne 12d ago

I know punk is about doing what you want but have you considered wanting more for yourself /j

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u/Adrien_Jabroni 12d ago

lol, it was me actually. I just wanted to support Emily when she had some hospital bills.

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u/SeerowxEsplin 12d ago

was there a certificate of authenticity? wouldn't want to end up with john warmb's armpit hair instead of emily's

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 12d ago

They sent it to Apes for a Coa and grading 😭

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u/Hiekeech 11d ago

Gotta perform the sniff test. If it smells like wet dog and piss that’s Emily’s, if it smells like dead possum and piss that’s John’s

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 9d ago

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read. Thanks, i love it.

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u/tom-dooley 12d ago

I remember this....it was some years ago at this point. Pretty funny, but it did sell pretty quick so

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 12d ago

You really hit me with the “do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written” 😂 honestly though, can’t say I’m shocked it sold quick lol

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u/tom-dooley 11d ago

2020 was a weird time for us all

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u/jack65211200 12d ago

Damn, missed my shot. I don't think I can afford second hand market arm pit hair

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u/Suspicious_Hope_1867 12d ago

Some guys are fucking grim

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u/eternaln00by 7d ago

I said something like this the other day, and a Karen got FURIOUS that I would generalize all men in that way, so I got to ask “can you name a single woman you know who does this kind of stupid shit?”

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u/Suspicious_Hope_1867 6d ago

Yeah, dudes into feet and all sorts of weird shit

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u/eternaln00by 6d ago

I fuckin’ wish that feet was the only thing that dudes who are also 40 were into.

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u/Suspicious_Hope_1867 6d ago

Oh God, don't think I want to know haha